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Why I love analog electronics

I cleaned my house today, like I do almost every Sunday.

One thing that I do is take my toaster and toaster oven outside, scrub them out with dish detergent, and rinse them out with the garden hose.

I then leave them out to dry for several hours in the sun.

They still work like the day they were new.

They are also clean on the inside.  No gunk or crud or burnt on shit.  I hate a gross appliance with old gunk on the inside.  It really disgusts me.

I can do this because there isn’t one single chip or digital circuit in either of them.  Just good, old fashioned analog systems.

I’ve had these for years and they still work after countless weekly washings.

I just make sure that they are completely dry before I plug them in and use them again.

Everything today is digital.

Toasters that have Bluetooth connectivity for some stupid reason.

Give me analog appliances any day, because I can take a garden hose to them.

Republicans should act on this with gusto

https://twitter.com/MythinformedMKE/status/1454561312990715904

At face value this is ludicrous.

However, I’m embracing it.

I hate Football and clearly the NFL went woke so…

Republicans should immediately call for the NFL and all of its franchises to be shut down, all of its properties and assets seized, and all corporate and franchise owners arrested and prosecuted for 13th Amendment violations.

How could the Left argue against that without denouncing St. Kaepernick of Blessed Martyr of the Pigskin?

Football was already going broke for going Woke, it should be finished off by frog marching owners out of their mansions and seizing the stadiums for public use.

Hunting for a unicorn

I’m on the hunt for a unicorn.

I want a Smith & Wesson PPK/S in 32 ACP.

In a nutshell, the PPK/S didn’t have enough import points so American companies imported them and finished them domestically.

Interarms and S&W were the companies that did.  The Interarms ones are crap.

I have two S&W PPK/S in 380 ACP but I want one in 32 ACP.

They made those in early production but stopped around 1999 or 2000, but kept making 380s.

If you have one you are willing to part with or see one for sale, or know a guy who has one that you owe money to and needs to be knocked over or has a single daughter who will inherent it and is of marrying age, let me know.

I know it’s an odd piece to lust after but the heart wants what it wants.

Speaking of Dune

Dune is a great book.

Like Starship Troopers (another favorite) and Atlas Shrugged, the plot is really just a way of making a philosophical and political treatise into something enjoyable to read.

And it’s great.

I highly recommend reading or twice.  The first time abridged to get the plot, then again unabridged to focus on the philosophy and not worry about plot points.

But, if you really want the most distilled understanding of Dune, the best is a Tumblr page called Calvin & Muad’Dib.

It’s just Calvin & Hobbes strips with the original text replaced with Dune quotes.

It’s epic.

How very true and how much we see this today.

How valuable the philosophy and how clearly it’s shown in a simple comic strip.

I love it.

 

Read something other than Harry Potter before voicing your opinion

These two articles hit my news feed this morning:

‘Dune’ appropriates Islamic, Middle Eastern tropes without real inclusion, critics say

“Dune” uses explicit Islamic imagery and cultural elements, experts say. But the main cast doesn’t feature a Middle Eastern or North African, aka MENA, actor in a prominent role.

“It’s an erasure,” said Serena Rasoul, a casting director and founder of Muslim American Casting.

“If you all love Dune so much please think about supporting Muslim/SWANA SFF writers and stories instead,” one user tweeted.

“You don’t cast MENA or Muslim actors, yet you profit off their culture,” she said. “That’s where it’s painful for us as creatives. … It means that we are not good enough to be part of the film.”

And this:

Use of Arabic, ululation in ‘Dune’ spark criticism of cultural appropriation

“It’s like we’re stuck in this creative colonialism,” she said. “Where our homes and foods and songs and languages are just right for Western stories, but we humans are never enough to be in them.”

Chalamet’s character as a “white savior” is something that bothered Rasoul, as well. She’s familiar with the source material for “Dune” and author Frank Herbert’s inspirations behind the character of Paul. He was intended to be a “Western” man, which itself feeds a savior narrative.

“To some audiences, that implies that it is a white man who has these messianic impulses to control other societies and inflict himself upon the environment,” she said. But, she noted, “there’s diversity in the West too,” so Herbert’s “Western” description didn’t necessarily need to be interpreted as “white” on screen.

Dear people, read the book and then promptly get fucked with a Crysknife.

Let’s take a look at the plot of Dune from 50,000 feet.

Two planets with governments modeled after feudal European states, one, a very wattery world that bears a striking resemblance to England, go to war over a desert planet with a sparse population of religious extremists, over a natural resource critical to interstellar transportation.

Holy shit, does that seem somewhat familiar.

One of the Europeanesque nobles then lead an uprising of local tribesmen against the more harsh and violent colonialist powers that attempts to take over the desert region for it’s unique natural resource.

I don’t know, but perhaps a cursory knowledge of Arab oil conflicts, and the history of T.E. Lawrence and the Ottoman Empire in the Arab peninsula might make Dune make a little more sense.

Then learn what the word “allegory” means.  It comes before “appropriation” in the dictionary.

But I guess it’s just easier to lash out in ignorance and put your social justice grievances on display for victim points.

Which causes you to tear down one of the greatest science fiction stories and political treatises every written.

But because that is what you do, destroying instead of create and demand others give you what you are unable to do yourself, you can fuck all the way off into the Deep Desert to die in a Hulasikali Wala.