Local lawyer Daniel Uhlfelder has gone from ambulance chaser to Hearse chaser. He is walking dressed as the grim Reaper trying to scare people finally enjoying a day at the beach into locking themselves back in.
He better be careful with his Social Distancing.
I am live on the beaches today in Florida urging Floridians to stay home and save lives. More to come. pic.twitter.com/cvehCK5Wgs
— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) May 1, 2020
And here is the video:
holy shit pic.twitter.com/rVw24plXTp
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) May 1, 2020
It’s 85 degrees and sunny in Miami. The only way to get the virus on the beach is if a sick person spit directly into your mouth. Which, by the way, needs to happen to this uber-fucking-Karen.
Yeah. That beach looks super crowded. I’m sure they’re going to start dropping dead any time now. /s
Based on antibody testing in NY and overall stats from this virus so far, probably no one at that beach stands even a remote chance of succumbing to Corona. His sanctimony is wasted.
This strikes me as a great way to get your ass kicked by annoyed beachgoers.