“Smith, why are you late?”
“Sorry boss, pigs closed the highway.”
“Smith, we do not use terms like that regarding Law Enforcement.”
“Boss, I mean real pigs. Oinkers running all over the place.”
“Son, why don’t you drop by HR now and have them fix you for a Pee In The Cup appointment?”

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

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