By J. Kb

10 thoughts on “Never stick your d*ck in crazy. Addendum: Woke definitely counts as crazy.”
  1. His great-great grandad Edward VII was no stranger to sticking things into actresses- but he was smart enough to never marry one.

    1. Edward VII once told Lillie Langtry, “I’ve spent enough on you to buy a battleship.” She replied, “And you’ve spent enough in me to float one.”
      See the kinds of things you learn from books?

  2. He was already screwed. Mommy made him quit the army to work in the family business before he met the *****. The army was the only place he had a chance to do something useful with his life.

  3. “Woke definitely counts as crazy”

    Online dating apps confirm this. They are filled with more RBG worshipping, wine drinking cat moms than you can imagine.

Only one rule: Don't be a dick.

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