Gun Free Zone

You laugh but, when was the last time you saw an organ grinder in real life?

I have two words for you: Accordions and Rap.

He was running away by a Cuban grandmother with a chancla.

You don’t know what La Chancla is? Click here for the explanation.

Over Clayton Cramer’s blog about this woman who texted a former paramour a total of 159,000 times in 10 months. She was arrested and eventually declared incompetent to stand trial (No S***, Sherlock)

That comes to 15,900 texts a month or 530 texts a day, 22 texts an hour or 5.5 texts every 15 minutes if she were to do it non stop. I figure that she would have to take a break while sleeping and maybe showering. Not sure about while driving, eating, bodily functions and other actions.

My wife looks at me cross-eyed if I text her more than 5 times a day.

Th is getting to be routine down here, almost monthly. Not the Fake Cop part but that the Fake Cop actually targets Real Cops with their stupid game. Who knows why or how they choose victims so poorly.

God Bless Florida Man for providing us a variety of entertainment.

I live in Miami, the high for today is a balmy 81 degrees. I wet to my local Big Box Shopping Club and I find this:

I know you heard about the dumb Florida Man and spouse, but we don’t do bonfires, special between mid February to the next January. If there is fire in those 10.5 months is either a fire on the Everglades or somebody dropped a molotov cocktail inside the corner drug house.

In 1994, the Gun-Free Schools Act was signed into law after politicians promised it was the cure for school violence.

The Columbine Massacre occurred in April 20, 1999.

Today we are commemorating 20 years of failed School Safety procedures and never having the balls to confront the real sociological problems in our nation.
But some will feel that holding a candle or a sign against the NRA and the Second Amendment today means you are doing something to combat “gun violence”.