Gun Free Zone

“The killer-dolphins will be trained to attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads, the source said,” according to RIA Novost

via Ukraine to use ‘killer-dolphins’ with pistols on heads to protect waters | ksl.com.

Imagine uncontrolled dolphins packing guns and robbing 7-11’s, liquor stores and bait shops. We cannot have that! Join the Coalition to Stop Dolphin Violence. Flipper must remain unarmed!

What is really sad is that a four-foot-11-inches tall woman has more testicular fortitude than both Goddard Pere et Fille together. Then again she is not a whiner but a doer.

Specially after last night’s debate.

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I found this jewel in the CSGV’s Twitter photo gallery.

So Catherine is willing to take up arms (and I imagine one of the awful assault weapons because she is going in the military) because she feels threatened? Bit of a contradiction there. Shouldn’t she declare all space in a one mile radius of her person a Gun Free Zone? It works wonders, you know?

Laddites, you gotta love them.

Color me absolutely unsurprised. If you listen closely, you’ll hear the moans of orgasmic pleasure coming from the Bradys and the Laddites.

Can you say Coitus Interruptus? [evil laugh]

UPDATE: Not the real TTAG Twitter feed. Disregard.

Capture by Kurtz Hoffman:

That has to hurt…..

What’s with the notion that giving the Bad Guy a free chance to attack anybody is something morally and ethically right?  I cannot simply wrap my brain around the concept of allowing myself the possibility of being hurt or killed to appease these idiots’ sense of fairness or “safety”.