Gun Free Zone

“If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day and will come back tomorrow expecting another one. Be an asshole, tell him to go learn how to fish.” Yours truly

From umbrellas to aspirin. From pens to first aid items, there is always that individual that somehow forgets to bring his own. We are not talking about a once in a lifetime occurrence or “Oh gosh, I never thought about this before” that brings knowledge and preparation for the future, but the “I can always ask/borrow Mr. X for it if I need some”  attitude.

I have officially become an asshole at work. Why? Because I stopped being “helpful” and providing for the fourth or fifth time a necessary item that somebody “forgot” for the umpteenth time. You cut your finger? See if you can top the bleeding with your fancy new smartphone, if not check the main office and use a Post-It to quench the spillage. If your car won’t start because the battery which has been giving you warnings for the last three days has finally call it quits, don’t come and ask me if I have jumper cables and to give you a jump, I’ll obviously lie to your face and say I don’t have any because my truck uses a Mr. Fusion to provide the necessary electricity. Can you borrow my flashlight to check that building? Wait, you work nights and have done so for the last 6 months, know that the flashlights at the office are always out and you still have failed to provide yourself with something so frigging basic? Sure, cough up $20 for batteries; my Surefire only uses classy & expensive lithium batteries. Don’t have the $20? Make sure you don’t bump into anything or anybody that might hurt you.

And please, if you gone stupid and decided to pick a fight with a suspected drunk and/or Meth freak after I told you not to do it, don’t expect me to risk my own limbs to get you out of your idiocy. You made that hospital bed all on your own, you get to lay in it. But I do promise I’ll be a good witness when LEOs arrive.

We cannot be 100% ready for what life may throw at you, we all agree on that. But that is not an excuse to be 0% ready and depend on good luck and the kindness of strangers and coworkers.  And if that makes me a nasty and cruel human being, just don’t hang around me, my tight budget will appreciate it.

Cornered Cat/GunStart Women Only Defensive Handgun Class – Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman: Featured.

Check out this fantastic photo spread of Kathy Jackson’s Cornered Cat Handgun Class for Women.

And when they tell you that a) There are no New Gun Owners and b) Women don’t like guns, you can laugh in their faces with all your pleasure.

God have mercy on the idiotic criminal that may think these are delicate flowers rip for the taking & abusing.

Prison Planet.com » DHS To Purchase Another 750 Million Rounds Of Ammo.

I just placed my order for primers and bullets. If this order gets approved, prices of components will go up.

May have to drop by the gun store and get me some defensive ammo for the carry guns. It is that time of the year when you get to recycle your old loads.

And why DHS wants so much ammo? I really don’t know but I ain’t all warm fuzzy about it.

and then go to social media, blogs, etc announce what you did with a dose of “Look how cool I am!” it makes you a narcissistic douchebag with a soul as original as Reality TV.

Do things because they are right not because you want to be loved or want to show off.

Just saying.

…when you realize the post you were about to publish makes for a very fine magazine article.

Sorry, no post for you!

When I say that the Coalition to Stop Gun Rights Violence is composed of mentally sick puppies, I am not being facetious. Three people are dead including the shooter and a police constable in College Station, Texas and CSGV and its minions go on an immediate blood tapdancing:

Now compare that egotistical self absorption with the comments from PoliceOne.com.

At time of the screen cap of PoliceOne, there were 67 comments, not a single one even remotely mentioning politics. If one group may have the moral high ground to say anything would be a site dedicated to police officers, yet the focus was on the fallen officer and his family, not the politics.

But CSGV cares…right. I have seen vultures show more respect for corpses.

The award goes to the driver of the burgundy car on the right.

White camper was coming from the right and turning left into work and the light was on his favor. Burgundy car was driving from left to right, runs the red light and clips the camper on the left rear quarter. According to witnesses, the camper rolled on its side, slid a bit and right itself up before ending on the divider. Again and according to witnesses, the driver of the burgundy car (known from now on as The Idiot) got out of his car and his first words were “Oh my God, I did not see him. I was texting.”

The driver of the camper was slightly injured, treated on the scene and released on his own. The Idiot had just a bump in his head. Police arrives some 40 minutes later, interviews both drivers, issues a $10 fine to the driver of the camper for failing to produce proof of insurance and call for a tow truck. The Idiot however did not have it as easy: No license or registration or proof of insurance plus he had an outstanding warrant. Cope were kind enough to let his girlfriend show up to collect his personal items before arresting him. And as a final touch, we were treated to a scene from COPS: The moment the handcuffs clicked on his wrists, the idiot started to cry with big tears flowing and snorts.

Life is hard; it’s harder when you’re stupid.