If you sat through three years of the Russia investigation wondering what the fuck the color of the sky was in the world the Left was living in, that was nothing compared to this latest bit of batshit.

The Democrats are using the COVID as an excuse to push vote by mail.

Pretty much, they want to mail a ballot to every person on the voter rolls, then count all the ballots that come back.  In some places  – and nationwide if they can get it – they want to use activists to go out and collect those ballots in a process called ballot harvesting.

If this sounds like the making of the largest election fraud in human history, congratulations, you figured it out.

Because the US Post Office is going to handle voting by mail, the Left is seeing boogeymen lurking near every mailbox.

No, I’m not kidding.

https://twitter.com/jamieleecurtis/status/1293246051772588032

A truck breaks down and needs a tow, so it must be Trump sending truckers to steal postal trucks.

Trump is stealing mailboxes.

Actually, it’s just the routine replacing of old mailboxes.

Trump is locking mailboxes closed, even though early voting hasn’t started yet.

Except that these boxes have been locked during non-business hours since 2016 due to rampant mail theft.

Adam Schiff wants the Postmaster General to step down.

Senate Majority Leader Schumer and Speaker of the House Pelosi are going to make the Postmaster General testify, i.e., yell at him and accuse him of bias and election tampering.

In the real world, the Post Office has operated in a deficit for 13 years, losing $8.8 billion last year, for a total loss of $77 billion, and $160 billion in debt.

People are using the Post Office less, the internet killed it.  Everything from online bill paying, to internet magazines, to email, to social media has significantly reduced the volume of mail that gets sent.  The USPS was cutting edge in 1850, in 2020, most of what we get in the mail is flyers and solicitation.  It’s the same phenomenon that is killing print news.

Way back in April of this year, which seems like forever ago, before vote by mail was a thing, Politico admitted that the USPS was in a world of shit.

But that was four months ago and we are living in Airstrip One where history has stopped and nothing exists except an endless present in which the Democrat Party is always right.

Since voter fraud by mail is the only way that Biden will win, the ineptitude of the fattest, most bloated, most money-losing, most money-losing, most obsolete, governemnt corporation in our nation’s history will be spun as a conspiracy masterminded by Trump to fix an election.

Brace yourselves for the Democrats condensing three years of Russia Hoax insanity into three months of Post Office Hoax insanity.

This is going to suck.

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4 thoughts on “The latest insane conspiracy theory against Trump: the Post Office”
  1. It will only suk if you wallow in it 24/7. Post office is the worst but fedup and company have thier quirks too. Especially now during the deadly nuclear…. eeerrr covid panic. It ALL suks…. even limiting exposure.

  2. Again, using the law of leftist inversion we are looking at voter fraud on a massive scale by the left which they will blame on conservatives….Ballots will be mailed to everyone on the voting rolls…including the dead, jailed, and illegals…and at least a few dogs and cats….Those that come back to be counted will have been gleaned for conservative votes and then turned in….If it works, this could be our last election….period.

  3. My wife is a teacher and her family is mostly extreme left wing. So she sees a boat load of extremist left wing articles, and about once a week I have to go over the reality of things.

    Mail in ballots are fraught with places where fraud can happen. Any attempts at providing any sort of anti-fraud tools is met with cries of voter suppression and racism.

    I made my wife list off different methods she could use to get her ballot into the mail: Put it in our mailbox with the flag up, hand it over at the town office, put it in the slot in the post office lobby, hand it to the postal clerk behind the counter, put it in the mailbox in the post office parking lot. Find a mailbox elsewhere and put it in that box.

    ONLY two of those are restricted by “removing mailboxes”. Yet this is a crisis of Trump trying to suppress voters! Are Democratic voters so lazy and stupid they can’t figure out how to mail a ballot without finding a big blue box on the side walk?

    Those big blue boxes are a good source for ballot stuffing. Somebody would notice if one address tried to mail out a 100 ballots, much less a couple of thousand. The clerks would notice at the town office or the post office. And if you showed up in the lobby of the PO with a couple of thousand ballots, somebody would notice.

    If you drive up to a mailbox at 3am in the morning and start dumping ballots in, nobody is likely to notice. And once in the mailbox, the USPS will deliver it.

    Another issue I could easily see is somebody printing up counterfeit ballots. When I show up at my polling location each ballot is accounted for. One for one and if you ask for a replacement, they track that. On the way out, I’m only allowed to hand over ONE ballot.

    If I’m given 24 hours, it is likely I can have printed thousands of counterfeit ballots based on a dozen samples received in the mail. And the ability to figure out any checksum process is going to be painful, but easy enough to do for people that are inclined to cheat.

    Once printed, and filled out and returned, it really doesn’t matter if they are detected (still swamps the system) or not. Every one of those fraudulent votes is a voter in the other party being disenfranchised.

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