From the mind of Stephan Pastis who is the only reason I even look at the comic strip page, something I have not done since The Far Side folded:
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
I prefer the crack of a supersonic round.
How sad is it that I (and I presume many other regular readers here) knew exactly where this was going before the end of the second panel?
*sigh*
I tried to read through the Pearls Before Swine backlog, but the anti-Trump comments that kept popping up as “highlighted” ruined it.