Teacher Strips Naked On Elementary School Playground, Chases Nearby Students

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) — A physical education teacher at Carthay Center Elementary School outraged parents and upset students when he stripped naked on campus Friday and proceeded to chase nearby second-graders and fifth-graders.

What the fuck?

“He was supposed to be helping them learn P.E., run around and have fun,” one parent told CBS2’s Adrianna Weingold.

Call me an intolerant prude, but a grown man chasing a child with his dick hanging out doesn’t sound like fun to me.

“All of the kids saw his private parts. Very embarrassing, very upset,” said one parent.

Embarrassing? Not exactly the word I’d use.

School police say they are continuing to investigate the man and are working on a case against him.

They are working on a case.  So he hasn’t been arrested yet?  When he declares himself to have some sort of protected victim status, what will happen?

A video taken by a construction worker passing by the scene captured the unidentified teacher putting his pants back on in the middle of the playground.

Oh gee, some schmuck recorded it on his cell phone.

Try that around where I live and some loving parent is going to pull out a gun instead of a camera phone.

But in the land of casting couches and pedophile movie moguls, chasing kids in the nude is just fun and games.  A borderline harmless prank.

If the citizens of California were allowed to defend themselves against pedophiles and aggressive perverts with lethal force they wouldn’t be the most populous state in the union.

It’s funny that Dirty Harry was from San Francisco.  Today his policy regarding perverts is not California compatible.

It is, however, the policy is much the rest of the country.