If you’ve been paying attention to pundit, politician, celebrity, and activist social media, you might have noticed a trend in “Woke Kids.”

This is when some activist or media personality makes a point (usually) on Twitter in which their little kid makes asks a question or makes a profound statement about politics and/or Trump.

I had a woke toddler moment this morning.

I was watching the news and eating breakfast when the two-year-old came up to me and this happened.

Little Girl: *excitedly* “Pizza!”
Wife: “No, daddy has eggs.”
Me: “No, little girl, ‘impeachment’ not ‘pizza.'”
Little Girl: *dejectedly* “Okay…”

I swear, it really happened.

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By J. Kb

4 thoughts on “Woke Toddler Moment”
  1. Wow… love the links.

    Given that your average leftists is slightly above toddler level of emotional maturity, no wonder they make up…. errr…. I mean…. share these stories about how brilliant their children are.

    1. Oh, and your tale about your daughter mishearing impeachment as pizza is priceless. That one, I actually believe happened. (unlike pretty much every story about activist/woke kids from the left.)

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