Reader Amiee Staggs left a comment on an old post and that bounced on my head to something Kathy (Cornered Cat) Jackson mentioned in a post about being polite in her Facebook page which now I can’t find but went something like this: For Safety’s sake, you can be impolite.
My hometow (OK, homecity) is hyper-violent. It is 103 murders per 100,000 people violent. Ladies and Gents, that is warfare casualties we are talking about. In fact a radio station every Monday morning used to run a section called “Parte de Guerra” (War News) in which the announcer would give us the number of murders that happened from 6:00 pm Friday to 6:00 am Monday plus the highlights of the most impressive cases…and this was a Rock station, not an all news station.
So it is easy to say I was not the most refined and polite of gentlemen while living there. When I moved to the US, I was shocked and suspicious at the people being so nice and private and I swore they were setting me up for some heinous stuff. Eventually I came to realize that they were indeed nice good people being genuinely polite and I sort of relaxed…a couple of bits. I am still not a gregarious people and I don’t invite people over my house as that privilege is reserved only for those who have passed the test of my trust. And as you can imagine, interlopers are welcome even less than that. On the strange occasions that I open the door for people other than the Postman or UPS (gun goodies or Amazon Goodies? of course I am opening!), I make a quick assessment and I am short and less than friendly with my response followed by a door slamming.
I want the reputation of being the impolite ***hole down the street. I want people to know that the fat bearded bastard that lives in the white house is somebody that may be a good idea to leave alone. If the word spreads far enough, maybe some idiot meth-head will re-think his initial plan about breaking in looking for pawnable stuff in my abode. And maybe the reason that I fly a Gadsden flag on my back porch 24/7 is to scare some Liberal idiot also living in my neighborhood who is gonna believe the lies told about Tea Party members and how violent they are and tells friends and visitors who even after getting stupidly drunk and in the mood for mischief, will re-think hard the idea to break into my property to play some idiotic prank that may end up with a 00 buckshot tattoo in his chest
Will all this image give me 100% protection from bad stuff happening? Nope, but it helps lower the percentages some and in cases, a lot. There is never one single approach, no magic bullet, no secret Aztec herbal medicine that will cure all the nastiness out there. Bad attitude and barbed wired is a better combination than just bad attitude.
And for those moments when nothing seems to work, you can go for the Advil in 9mm.
PS: The one with the real deficit in people skills is SWMBO. You really don’t wanna cross the Southern One.
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