The next time you are in a grocery or convenience store, check out the magazine aisle. As CBS46 investigative reporter Karyn Greer found out, gun porn appears to be more popular than travel and cooking magazines and in plain sight of impressionable children.Sexually explicit and tabloid magazines are kept on the top shelves of stores to keep them out of sight of precious young children, but gun magazines are in plain sight and easy reach for anyone to grab and take a peek.”It just proliferates the spread of guns and glamourizes guns and everything that goes along with it,” said Glenn Sutton.
Source: Gun porn: Magazines found in easy access to kids – CBS46 News
So Social Justice Warrior sees that Gun Magazines are there for people to grab, including the wee ones and momentarily loses control of the sphincter breaking the promise to his mom to wear clean underwear.
Gun porn is described as photos of guns that display them in the same carefully posed and lighted manner as the models in traditional pornography. The magazines include glossy covers with sexy young women armed and ready to shoot.
Huh? Commercial photography is now porn? Carefully posed like a model in Playboy? I can suddenly imagine Oleg Volk dressed in a loud 70s polyester jumpsuit, camera in hand talking seductively to a Glock:
“Yes baby, show me some polymer…yeah like that <click> Now rub your mag release…slowly…<click> that is so hot! Now rack your slide and open wide…<click> put your finger in the chamber to make sure there is nothing there…oh yes, I am sweating here …<click>”
The magazines include glossy covers with sexy young women armed and ready to shoot.
Which magazine? At least none that I have seen in any display. In fact, the “investigative reporter” showed magazines with women dressed normally but they happened to be with a gun.
And somehow I don’t think that the guys from the Duck Commanders dressed in cammo qualify as porn, even in Japan.
CBS46 went undercover to Publix, Kroger and Walmart to find the magazines. In one Publix, we found 15 gun magazines, more than travel, cooking and beauty magazines.
Them store people sure are stoopid. Why would any corporation place 15 gun magazines and only a couple of the others? Maybe because they are mainstream and sell?
at eye level, easily accessible to young children. A Dr. Seuss display was directly in front of rifle and gun magazines.
OK, that is just mean and prejudiced. You don’t care about the Little People? People in wheelchairs or with disabilities that cannot reach the third floor level you want to put the magazines on because a picture of the scares you into spotting yellow in your undies? You are a frigging Social Justice Warrior for hell’s sake, you MUST care for other less fortunate than you! Check Your Health Privilege!
We contacted the stores to get the policy on gun magazines with no response.
It is the South. They are too polite to tell you to go flock yourself.
OK, now explanation for the non-Gunnies: yes, you have seen us use the term “gun porn” before and it is about pictures of guns, but not just any guns, no siree, they must have some special significance of beauty in craftsmanship that sets them apart. For me would be a pre-WWW II Thompson Machine gun in perfect condition and never fired, a gun that I would love to own. That is different from a picture of fully naked Victoria Secret model….OK, she is also finely crafted (although she probably has had several rounds put through) but the real difference is that if I can lay my hands on a Thompson, I can examine her and check her parts and if I go crazy, it will mean that the mortgage payments would take a hit and the wife would send me to the couch to sleep for the next two years. Laying my hands n a naked Victoria Secret model would earn me a charge for sexual attack plus the wife would either divorce me or kill me instantly being that last option the easiest one to endure.
I believe that the term GunPorn comes from the blocks companies put in their computers so workers don’t go wasting time when they are supposed to be doing something productive. The two top terms blocked were porn and guns and only because some idiot in HR probably thought looking at firearms in the Interwebs would suddenly make some office drone snap and take out middle management. I am guessing that Ms. Investigative Reporter did not investigate very deeply and had to come up with that line of unmitigated bullcrap to justify her 3 minutes on camera.
Bless her heart.
Hat Tip to Jeff A. via Twitter
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