In the summer of 2006, a European Brown Bear identified by scientists as Bear JJ1, was  observed in the German Alps.  Bear JJ1 was, by any measure, the first European Brown Bear observed in Germany for 170 years.  Scientists studied Bear JJ1 as he wandered around the German and Austrian Alps feeding over the course of the summer.  The media dubbed Bear JJ1 “Bruno” and printed regular updates of the exploits of Bruno the Bear.

During his travels, Bruno the Bear killed more than 30 sheep, goats, chickens, and domesticated rabbits, breaking into several livestock pens and injuring many more animals that had to be put down.  Bruno engaged in a predatory behavior known as surplus killing, in which an alpha predator kills far more than prey than it can eat.  This behavior is considered, in human terms, killing for fun.  The carnage that Bruno wrought on Bavarian farms, and the proximity of Bruno’s killing to humans caused the German government to call Bruno a “problem bear.”  It was feared that Bruno would become a danger to humans.  The German government attempted   to have Bruno darted and captured, but Bruno proved to be somewhat elusive.  Finally the decision was made to have Bruno killed.  A group of professional Finnish bear hunters tracked him down and shot him.  His body was then put on display in the Munich Museum of Man and Nature.

For most people this story is pretty straight forward:

• An endangered European Brown Bear is spotted in the Bavarian Alps
• Bear is followed by scientists
• Bear does what bears do and has several bad interactions with people and property
• Government tries to capture and relocate bear
• That fails, bear is deemed to dangerous and is killed, despite endangered status, to protect the local population.

For a few people, there is a little more to the story of Bear JJ1, than that.  Enter the social sciences:

Queer Beasts: Ursine Punctures in Domesticity.  Environmental Communication, Vol. 8, Issue 1, 2014.

Abstract:

“In 2006, Bruno the bear wandered onto German soil—the first brown bear in 170 years—where he was shot, killed, taxidermied, and put on display (his presence recently resurfaced due to the 2010 Wikileaks). Bruno served as a queer beast in the anthropogenic landscape where he challenged boundaries of what is permissible, and normal. By refusing to honor borders and cultural norms, he disrupted our human sense of control of the landscape. In response to Bruno’s unruly presence, humans in turn appropriated him, fixed him as a cipher to fill with their own constructs of wildness and animality, and then deployed those cultural articulations. Performing a critical visual analysis, this paper explores how the anxiety Bruno evoked fixed his queer, hirsute frame as a taxidermied cipher representing discipline, fetishization, and a critique of power. Bruno became an imaginary wild whose presence rhetorically queered the geographical and political landscape.”

I read that.  The first sentence made sense.  After that… What. The. F**K!?!

My wife (who was an English Education major) looked over my shoulder while I was writing this and asked “how did they know the bear was gay?”

Because I like to also gawk at car crashes and train wrecks, I decided to read the whole paper.  I know what all the individual words in the article mean.  Put together in the order that the author did, I have no idea what the thought was that she was trying to convey.  The Germans killed Bear JJ1 because racism and homophobia?

The author acknowledges that the bear was killing livestock.  Then says about this:

“Once queered, the landscape can never be made completely straight.”

I’m confused.  I thought the bear just killed and ate the sheep?  What is going on here?

*On a side note.  What is with Social Justice types and the use of the term bodies?  This paper uses that phrase several times. “Animal bodies performed (and still perform) for humans in circuses…” “When animal bodies leap from the stars or off the pages of a fairytale…”  “Disciplining unruly bodies.” Etc.  This was something I notices often in the #BLM campaign.  Activists never talked about people but bodies.  “[Guarantee football games] only continue a history, literally and symbolically, of exploiting black bodies for the benefit of the wealthy and powerful while increasing the potential for legal liability among the colleges least able to afford it.“

The implication is that the body or bodies in question have no agency.  They are not aware or in control of their own actions.  Reading the article from the Chronicle of Higher Education, it seems the author doesn’t believe that football doesn’t exploit black people because black athletes aren’t people with the ability to think or rationalize for themselves, but are just inanimate objects to be used by white administrators.  This of course is about as offensive to black athletes as a statement can be.  And it is coming from someone who is supposed to be arguing on their behalf.  There are of course many more examples of this that seems to imply that black people are not cognizant of their own lives.  It is Social Justice that is dehumanizing minorities.

But back to Bruno.  This word compost (word salad plus bullshit) was so egregious that by the time I got to the end I wasn’t sure that I wasn’t being taken by another Sokal affair.  There was no way a human being with enough firing neurons to have that substantive a vocabulary could come up with something so illogical.  I double checked my sources… and it turns out this is a legitimate paper, written by a Dr. Natasha Seegert, an assistant professor at the University of Utah.  All of her work is like this.  I pity the poor Utah students who have to sit through her classes getting dumber by the word.

George Orwell once said “some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.”  Dr. Seedert seems to have proven Orwell right then proceeded to jump his shark with rocket powered ski’s like Wil-E-Coyote.  This woman managed to take a (somewhat tragic) story of an endangerd animal being culled to protect people and livestock and turn it into a nonsensical diatribe about racism and homophobia in Western Civilization and gay circus animals.  (Yes, I just typed those words; yes, I feel bad about it.)

In 1997, Congress used the power of the purse to restrict the ability of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for funding and performing studies on gun violence.  This act of Congress has been a thorn in liberal sides since then, particularly due to the influence the NRA had in the decision by Congress.  Left-wing griping about the lack of CDC research into gun violence has reached histrionic levels, with just a dash of conspiracy theory thrown in for flavor.

President Obama’s Surgeon General wants the CDC to study gun control.  I want Social Justice types like Dr. Seedert and her ilk to be the people responsible for this type of hard hitting sociological research.  Yes, I know that it would be a waste of taxpayer money, but it’s money that is going to get wasted anyway.  I just think any anything they produce will be so bat-shit-off-the-wall illogical, that anybody who hears a quote from that study – and who is not already a SocJus true believer – will dismiss it for being unintelligibly nuts.

This is will, in effect, poison the left with their own medicine.

Let’s compensate for the last couple of nasty posts with something light and funny.

First:

I watch this show, though, and no matter who you are, I’m always a little amazed at your reactions. As if you don’t actually know what a tiny house is? You start out by saying, “We want to simplify and downsize,” or “We want our family to be closer,” and then you get into these tiny houses and start changing your tune. You say things like, “This is cramped,” or “Where’s the shower?” or “What is a composting toilet?” You then say, “This is cute,” but you say it in the way someone says it when they’re looking at someone wearing a homemade sweater. You don’t mean it. You look terrified, like an otter trapped in a cardboard tube.

Source: An Open Letter To Tiny House Hunters « terribleminds: chuck wendig

And when you are done laughing with that one, go on the next.

Therefore, any element of Jewish culture taken over by non-Jews is cultural appropriation, pure and simple. One might call it Gentile Entitlement.

I thought of this a few weeks ago when I was in a campus coffee shop and observed several students noshing on bagels with cream cheese—students who were clearly not Jewish. And as they shoveled the snack into their maws, they were just as clearly ignorant of the history behind that donut-shaped bread. How dare they be?

Source:  Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels. Why Evolution is True.

And cats:

Root found probable cause that Ronald T. Ritchie, the lone person to call 911 from Beavercreek’s Walmart before shots were fired Aug. 5, 2014, could be prosecuted for making false alarms, a first-degree misdemeanor punishable by maximums of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Source: Probable cause for John Crawford III 911 caller | www.daytondailynews.com

Seems a rather pale and flimsy application of justice for the life of John Crawford III… but it is the law.

These are the moments where I find myself biting my lips to avoid saying “There ought to be a law….” And maybe there should be, but it is better that cooler heads look into that subject.

I had to make fun of this. I know it is from last year, but I just found out about it and it is too good to let it pass.

As she waited for six hours Monday afternoon to testify before the Texas state Senate Committee on Health and Human Services, she wrote an attention-grabbing poem titled “If My Vagina was a Gun.”
“I wanted to first appeal to their sense of personal liberty, which we feel strongly about here in Texas,” Heim said today in a phone interview. “Second, the best way to make a conservative white man feel uncomfortable is to say the word ‘vagina.’ So I said it over and over again.”

Source: Powerful : Pro-Choice Activist Reads A Poem Called “If My Vagina Was A Gun”

I am going to reply using the tired old excuses, slogans and assorted stupidity we get every day from the Gun Control side. Italics are mine.

If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
(Do you have a permit to carry that vagina?)

You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
(Vaginas are too dangerous to be allowed in buses)

If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
(I would put your vagina with other confiscated vaginas and torch them or steam roll them)

You wouldn’t spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
(That is why we need vagina confiscation)

If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
(Vaginas must be regulated. In fact teddy bears have more regulations than vaginas)

From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
(That is insurrectionist talk, treason talk. You are against Democracy)

If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected,
(You don’t have a right to a vagina unless you are part of the militia)

no matter the body count or the children affected.
(We need more Vagina Free Zones so the kids can be safe)

If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security,
(That is a threat! You are mentally unstable! We need mental tests before allowing vaginas!)

concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
(There should be mandatory Stop and Frisk at every public location so people do not carry concealed vaginas)

If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
(You don’t need a vagina. The government will keep you safe)

I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
(Vaginas for hunting are nothing more than sniper vaginas. And why would you want to kill Bambi?)

But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
(We cannot tolerate in our society that people own high-capacity vaginas)

With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
(We need to vote out of office those lawmakers who are in the pocket of the Vagina Lobby)

Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
(You are just compensating for the size of your mate’s penis may it be natural or artificial)

So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
(We are doing it for the children. We know what is best for you)

My vagina’s here to demand from the source,
(More threats from an irrational Vagina Owner. Next thing they will demand the carry of Open Vaginas on campus)

Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.
(90% of Vagina Owners agree we need Universal Background checks before you can use your vagina)

You can add your own take in the comments. Have fun!

Hat Tip to Andrew Branca.

This is from the tropical gun control paradise of Venezuela. Bad guy was caught trying to rob a street vendor and somebody gave him a nasty whack a top of his head.

But a population tired of failing Law Enforcement, corrupt judges and without a recourse to defend themselves legally, decided to go Mob Justice with some combustible fluid and a lighter.

Click play at your own risk:

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PayPal will start allowing money transfers to Cuba through its recently acquired service, Xoom.As President Obama makes his historic visit to Cuba this week, online payments giant PayPal says it’s starting to bring its business to Cuba

Source: PayPal Brings Money Transfers to Cuba – Fortune

Lemme check the PayPal’s Prohibited Activities list:

You may not use the PayPal service for activities that:

1. violate any law, statute, ordinance or regulation.

2. relate to transactions involving (a) narcotics, steroids, certain controlled substances or other products that present a risk to consumer safety, (b) drug paraphernalia, (c) cigarettes, (d) items that encourage, promote, facilitate or instruct others to engage in illegal activity, (e) stolen goods including digital and virtual goods, (f) the promotion of hate, violence, racial intolerance or the financial exploitation of a crime, (g) items that are considered obscene, (h) items that infringe or violate any copyright, trademark, right of publicity or privacy or any other proprietary right under the laws of any jurisdiction, (i) certain sexually oriented materials or services, (j) ammunition, firearms, or certain firearm parts or accessories, or (k) certain weapons or knives regulated under applicable law.

Nope. Nothing about Human Rights violations. I guess we are golden. I mean, a 15 round magazine for a Glock is certainly more dangerous than the Cuban Security Services.

I have no words. I do, but none are very flattering to the Man-Child screaming like a banshee.

Kudos to Mark for not slapping some reality into him.

H/T Dale G.