Lagniappe has been regaling us with pictures of the parades in NOLA but even Weird City don’t have a parade like this.

I know, no music and not many colors, but you can’t deny them the win if they want it.

PS to Lagniappe: We want more doggies’ stories!

We got shafted by RINO Anitere Flores. We are being blackmailed (if not pre-shafted by Senator Garcia. Senate President Negron has not responded to emails sent by Floridians, hell not even the autoresponder seems to be working.

But fret not! We are being offered selected putrefied morsels for our enjoyment. Behold HB 779: The “Open Carry is still Illegal but not too Illegal and we are gonna fine you because the State wants Money.” bill. This bill will hit you with a $25 fine if your garment happens to uncover your sidearm the first time, $500 the second time and we will make it a misdemeanor of the Second Degree the third time which entitles you to a sixty day vacation at the local dungeon and another forced contribution of $500 to the State’s coffers..

Then we have HB 849 which tell politicians and cops that where you pray and where you take your kids to school are different places even if they are in the same property as it seems that if a house of prayer has a room where they teach knitting, welding and tactical baking then your house of prayer becomes a Gun Free Zone.

Don’t you agree that this two soupçons of legislation should make us all festive and applaud the magnificent efforts of our Florida legislators? Me neither. Open Carry and eliminate Gun Free Zones is what we want, period!

Pay attention you sumbitches of the Florida Legislature: This year we came for the promised award-winning BBQ and you are serving us day-old McRibs with a side of soggy fries.

You best get to some fancy cooking soon. The little dollops of crap are not acceptable.

Caught this over Sebastian’s:

We posted about this loading device before, but it is nice to see it in full action with a full auto rifle. Although it is sad that California has descended to such lows, I love to see the American Exceptionalism flip the bird and come up with stuff that not only laughs at their petty laws but I hope it makes a boatload of money to the creators.

I am waiting for Kevin de Leon to lose his shit and get legislation passed to forbid Mean Arms MA Loader Device because it transforms the legal semi auto California compliant rifle into a full machine gun.

Believe in the power of Positive Pressure. 

Especially where bleeding is involved.

John K.

I am still waiting to hear from Senator Negron. In fact, not even receipt for my email. Senator Rene “Blackmail” Garcia got his sent just yesterday due to a booboo on my part… yes that asshole is also my Senator.

I know the Floridians following the blog wrote to your Senators and even some were kind enough to cc: me in the communication.  Let me know in the comments if anything has arrived… or not which seems to be the most likely scenario.

Amazed he did not blow his face off.

In case you don’t know, the trigger pull of a revolver in double action is like trying to drag your kids to Church. However the trigger pull in single action simply requires the push of an anemic fly.

I’ve been seeing the one in the right posted among some of my “libertarian” friends and it has ticked me off that they do not see it. Of course, it has been my duty to embarrass the crap out of them.

Yes, I am a grumpy old fart. Forgetting genocides makes me ill-tempered.