National Weather Service hazardous advisory for my zone. Realize I am 12 miles away from the Atlantic Ocean.

Somehow I don’t think my lake is gonna be having the riptide issue.

All those creative minds you have in your payroll using all those fancy computers connected to the internet at the best speed money can buy…

… and none of them decided to check the spelling of the words on the screen and capture a brutal misspelling in the Spanish commercial you guys are running in cable right now?

It is DESCUBRIR (To discover for those Spanish Impaired)

What really scares me is that more than likely, the one who made the mistake is a Latino.

Can’t do much but I am grinning my butt off watching all those idiots who said were morally superior to us, being eaten by their own.

She was asleep.

I am gonna need to order anther box of Schadenfreude.

Never forget that even Robespierre, hero of the French Revolution, ended up having his neck rearranged via guillotine by the hands of his own comrades.

Those who forget history…

Has been a couple of bad days, health wise. And I still need to come up with something for the Gun Blog Variety cast.

In the meantime, some big pussy!

The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

Source: Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

According to Wikipedia:

Service animals are animals that have been trained to perform tasks that assist disabled people. Service animals may also be referred to as assistance animals, assist animals, support animals, or helper animals depending on the country and the animal’s function.

I am getting the small hint that people are starting to abuse the whole Service Animal thing. Therapeutic pigs? I reckon if you need to search for truffles at your destination or have a sudden urge to have some “supportive” BBQ, you may need a service pig.

Other than that, just hire Rosie O’Donnell. No, wait. She will also run up and down the aisle, squealing and being the obnoxious creature she can be. Just get a chihuahua.

Update: Reader @TXVB  sends us an interesting info with a link

Service Animals and Emotional Support Animals. Where are they allowed and under what conditions?

“Emotional support animals, comfort animals, and therapy dogs are not service animals under Title II and Title III of the ADA”

Well, well, well. And it makes sense too.

Apparently a Shero is a hero for the Women’s Lib causes.  Let me see if I get this right: Mattel is making a doll that celebrates a woman who follows a religion makes her subordinate to man who is allowed to beat her and stone her, she is  considered sub-human. But just because he wore a hijab as part of the Olympic Fencing team in which she was beaten like a cheap rug during Spring Cleaning she is some sort of role model to follow?

So the message from Mattel to girls is : Be a stupid loser, allow yourself to be treated like shit and buy our products.

PS: I wonder if Sharia Barbie comes with hole in the ground and rocks to be used in her stoning.

So this made the news:

If you go over The Guardian Facebook page, you will see all sort of Brits gleefully in favor of the execution of our President by a foreign government. Nothing surprising there, but since they are on their way to get “shari-ed” up the ass in the Caliphate of Al-Anglia, I don’t care much.

However, here are home:

Yup, those are our fellow citizens siding with a communist leader who is starving people to death, has a vast network of concentration camps where whole families are dying slowly and he is playing with nuclear shit to see what he can kill.

Apparently Trump is worse and needs to be eliminated according to these idiots. Now imagine the contempt and wishes they may have for us, the common folk.

Tree of Liberty and all that.