If a teacher wants to be armed voluntarily to defend students, unless the School Superintended and School Board OK’s the program, blesses the individuals and the Sheriff’s office wants in the program then it must institute a program, there will be a zero chance to do so.  It seems that major school boards are already announcing they will not give permission to get the program active.

And just to be sure the latest amendment being discussed on the floor and brought by Senator Garcia (my alleged rep) is this:

Basically, teachers will not be able to participate in the Armed Teacher Program.

This much stupidity is why I will never run for office. I’d lose my shit and start chasing people with a medieval mace.

UPDATE: The amendment has been approved. It is official, no teachers allowed to be in the Armed Teacher program.

Our friends of the FBI inform us we had 2,333,193 background checks, the second best February since the whole silly thing got started.

From November 1998 to February 2018 (Almost 20 years), a total of 282,816,103 firearm background checks have been performed in the US.

14,140,805 per year.

38,741 per day.

1,614 per hour.

27 per minute.

Almost 1 every two seconds…. for 20 years.

The dream of banning guns in the US is just that: a dream, and a silly one at that.

Jimmy Kimmel’s return as Oscars host received an 18.9 rating in Nielsen’s overnight numbers from 8-11 p.m. ET, down 15.6 percent from his 2017 debut. Of course, the ABC special ran about 50 minutes after primetime’s cutoff, so these numbers are subject to some adjustment.
Last year’s Oscars landed a 22.4 rating in Nielsen’s overnight numbers, which count 56 metered markets. That was down 4.3 percent from 2016’s very preliminary numbers, when Chris Rock hosted.

This year’s ABC special will need to stay north of 32.018 million — which is what host Jon Stewart and Best Picture “No Country for Old Men” got in 2008 — to avoid an all-time low audience return. Stewart managed a 20.8 in overnight returns.

Oscars Early Ratings Tank, Show Sinks 16 Percent From Last Year

Is it me or Virtue Signaling is getting mighty expensive? I wonder if ABC is going to have to return money to advertisers, a common thine when the ratings do not meet what the companies paid for in ads.

Well, in the meantime.

Emma Watson debuts new tattoo… with a glaring error https://t.co/IcZ1385WqA

— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 5, 2018

Honestly, I could care less about the grammar error on Emma Watson’s arm.

What this story reveals is just how much Hollywood are into narcissistic virtue signaling.

Out there in Hollywood right now are makeup artists and film editors, the working men and women of the film industry, who make in a year what Emma Watson makes in a day, just cursing at the amount of additional work Ms Watson has just made for them in order to be woke on the Red Carpet.

Of course Ms Watson doesn’t care that for the rest of her acting career people who aren’t famous will spend long hours trying to remove that stupid tattoo from every scene.  She needed a night of accolades in a year she wasn’t nominated for anything.

That’s Hollywood for you.

Why is Brooklyn barbecue taking over the world? https://t.co/aiemJpWxZw pic.twitter.com/dGPyQ7X912

— MUNCHIES (@munchies) March 4, 2018

I put up with being lectured at by Andrew Cuomo.

I put up with Michael Bloomberg pushing gun control and interfering in elections outside of New York City.

I put up with Chuck Schumer trying to take my rights away from me.

But I will not put up with this.  On behalf of the Great State of Alabama and the South in general, fuck you!  I don’t know what that that is, but it isn’t BBQ.

When they launched, Carroll didn’t have a BBQ background and wasn’t interested in following the footsteps of the Carolinas, Memphis, or Texas. “That’s not where my heart was,” he said. He grew up in Northern New Jersey and wanted to create something that relates to the area.

Let me be clear on this, a guy from New Jersey who opens a restaurant  in Brooklyn knows nothing about BBQ.

If you want good BBQ, you don’t go to a place that hired a hip, urban interior designer, and unless you are in Cajun country in Louisiana, you sure as fuck don’t give it a French name.

You find a shack with a hand painted sign with a big steel smoker out back that you can smell for miles.  The guy behind the counter cutting the meat weights over 400 lbs, is wearing overalls, and has a cholesterol count of about 700.

That is good BBQ.

“Even our rub has espresso in it. I mean what’s more New York than that?”

Those are fighting words.  You do understand that?

First you fuckers try to take my guns away, and now you are trying to ruin BBQ.

That’s it, we’re done here, that is the last straw.

I am submitting Articles of Secession over this.

The Oscar for Best Writing Adapted Screenplay went to Call Me By Your Name.

The movie is about a homosexual relationship between a 17 year old boy and a 24 year old man.  It is “pedophilia lite” and again shows how the gay community, which once fought against the idea that gay men were the prowl for boys, has now embraced it.

The Oscar for Best Original Screenplay went to Get Out.

The movie is is about a community of old rich white people who kidnap black people to transplant their brains into to live longer.  It is a viciously racist race baiting movie, so of course liberals loved it.  Just like this year with Black Panther, the progressive media is trying to turn it into a teachable moment.

These really is not much different than a movie about the blood libel in which the hero is the Christian boy escaping the Jews trying to drink his blood.  Except that everyone (who isn’t a member of the Women’s March) would see just how fucking horrible that is.

(Honestly, this movie upset me because I really liked Key & Peele on Comedy Central, and it seems the in the age of Trump, Jordan Peele has gone off the deep end. )

CNN is joyous with the fact that Jordan Peele is the first black man to win Best Original Screenplay – for a polarizing racist conspiracy horror movie.

Welcome to “Woke” Oscars 2018, where the best screenplays are for gay statutory rape and an anti-white blood libel.

This was Gary Oldman’s Oscar speech:

Gary Oldman thanks his 98-year-old mother. "Thank you for your love and support. Put the kettle on. I'm bringing Oscar home." https://t.co/KGJMUsJlgf #Oscars pic.twitter.com/qLd7JdNoJ2

— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 5, 2018

It was the most patriotic moment of the night, and it came from a man from London.

Notice how when he thanked America for the opportunities he’s had here, the audience sat in stony silence.

These were the same people that awarded and applauded child rapist Roman Polanski and covered up the crimes of Harvey Weinstein.

This is why celebrity endorsements have become toxic to politicians, Hollywood, by and large, loves pedophiles and hates America.