Orange Nanny Bad
For weeks we’ve been hearing call after call for bans of assault rifles, high capacity magazines, and everything gun-related.
So Trump decided to finally do something:
Trump administration moves to ban flavored e-cigarettes
President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the US Food and Drug Administration would be putting out “some very strong recommendations” regarding the use of flavored e-cigarettes in “a couple of weeks.”
Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar, seated in the Oval Office with the President, first lady Melania Trump and the acting commissioner of the FDA, announced that newly proposed enforcement policy would require flavored e-cigarette companies to take their products off the market.
“It’ll take several weeks for us to put out the final guidance that will announce all the parameters around the enforcement policy, and then there will likely be about a 30-day delay to effective date, as is customary,” Azar said. But “at that point all flavored e-cigarettes other than tobacco flavor would have to be removed from the market.”
What the fuck kind of big-government, nanny state, Bloombergesque bullshit is that!?!
Does he want to lose the election in 2020? Does he have any idea what percentage of his primary demographic of white, working-class men vape? Or that this is also the demographic with the highest use of nicotine products?
This hit the news over lunch and guys I know with Trump bumper stickers were responding with “fuck the Cheeto-in-Chief.”
Vaping has become more and more popular, especially with flavored vape products because it helps people quit and is more socially acceptable than smoking.
On top of that, Vaping is a $13 Billion dollar business in the US, and a fast-growing entrepreneur business for vape shops, as most people who vape buy in brick and mortar stores. So, you know, fuck all those guys who put their life savings into starting vape shops out of business and their tax revenue too.
I was literally hearing guys on break saying “from my cold dead hands” about their vape machines.
They were talking about stockpiling flavored vape solution like it is AR-15’s and ammo when Obama was in office.
What the fuck is he thinking?
“Yeah prohibition worked so well, we’re going to try it again with something even more addictive.”
Sounds like a plan. A plan to kick off a surge in black-market flavored vape solution, half of which is going to be made out of god-knows-what and will cause a shit load more harm.
Every single thing about this plan is just bad, wrong, and stupid.
Sure, Trump can relax by dipping his wick into every well he can afford to cut a six-figure hush-money check to, but the blue-collar Joe who just wants a puff of Fruit Punch flavored nicotine during his break on a 12-hour shift can’t have his fun.
What’s next? Why not ban low cost, domestic beer sales too?
In the long list of stupid fucking things Trump could have done, this is got to be towards the top.
Last week the GOP was rightly mocking the Democrats for wanting to ban burgers and cars. Now Trump does this? That’s not exactly that much better.
Just wait until the first SWAT team kicks in a door because they get an anonymous tip that somebody’s house smells like Kool-Aid.
Somebody in Trump’s inner circle better get him to reverse this fast because this is one bad fucking decision that is only going to hurt him and a lot of working-class people in this country.