Month: July 2020

Some friendly managerial advice

From Twitter:

With the threat of a second lockdown looming, it seems that the media wants to rehash all the same annoying garbage from the first lockdown.

So here is my advice to hospital managers across this country.

Copy the text in italics below and send it as an all employee-wide email:

 

Dear [Hosptial] Employees,

Any employee discovered making a TikTok video on [Hosptial] property will be summarily discharged for cause without severance, and a complaint will be lodged against them with the state licensing board.

It is an embarrassment to [Hosptial] to participate in this trend during a time of such gravity and undermines the credibility of this institution and health care workers in general.

You have been warned.

Sincerely 

[Adminstrator]

 

Trust me.   Your staff might hate you but the rest of society will love you.

Alyssa Milano is making money out of a racial epithet.

I was surprised myself when somebody in my Facebook timeline mentioned it.  But there it was, Alyssa in full color with her Washington Redskins clothing line apparently designed by her.

I mean, how could she rape the ancestral memory of the abused Native Americans  for her own profit?

It is sickening!

Native Americans should go to her home and protest her greedy insensitivity and force her to par reparations in the 8 figures minimum!

Imaging interrupting a religious service of a Black Congregation

News Media would burn you in effigy, Every so called “reverend” would demand the FBI to initiate and investigation for violation of Civil Rights – the First Amendment to be precise that guarantees your right to peacefully pray to your deity.

Now revers it and make it Black Lives Matter sabotaging a Catholic prayer  and nobody gives a damn.

Yesterday I made this meme as a joke. Now it seems more like a relevant question.

I need me some of them boolits for my AR

Does he know that they are called the Laws of Physics? They are not the Regulations of Physics. To send a piece of lead and copper weighing a tenth of an ounce  with enough speed to reach a human body at 5 football fields away so unloads enough energy to split it would require such an initial velocity that parts of his skull would be  peppering the landscape after the M-16 blows in his face with the force of a grenade, maybe two.

Anyway, I’d be needing my rounds in 62 grains and above. Thank you.

Chicago: I admit it. I was not expecting this one.

What…? How?

My first thought is that they are gonna find the cowboy dead and the horse in some block party as main course.

In the meantime, the bodies keep dropping in Chi-town.

This will increase my likelihood of death

From The Sun:

It’s currently 90° and 70% humidity in Huntsville.

I am much more likely to die of heat stroke than COVID.

Heat stroke is the leading cause of death among children after vehicle accidents.

COVID has virtually no mortality in healthy children.

Even with the elderly, heat is more lethal than COVID.

So we turn off the A/C to stop the spread of COVID and we kill tens of thousands of more elderly and tens of thousands of children with heat stroke.

No.  Fuck no.  And the person who suggested this bereft of risk assessment or perspective can stick their head in a wood chipper.

My thought of the day.

Amazed to find out that exercise equipment is designed for people that are already fit.

“If I had the weight limit you recommend, I would not need your fucking expensive machine to begin with.”