It’s early in the morning. You hear a knock at your door.  You go down stairs to see what is going on.  You crack open the door to peek outside when suddenly the door is thrown into your face.

A Cadre of men in Jackboots, breeches, Schirmmütze style peaked caps, and grayish coats push their way into your home.

From polished black leather flap holsters on Sam Browne belts, they draw German made, single stack, 9mm pistols that use an obscure and high toleranced, non-Browning operating system.

They point the pistols at you while telling you that thaey are there because your neighbor denounced you.

You’re shocked and confused, still groggy from being woken up at the early hours and hit in the face with a door.

What in the world is going on?

What is happening?

Did you get sucked into some sort of time vortex?

Is this Berlin in 1938?

NEIN!

As your eyes regain focus everything suddenly becomes clear.

It’s still 2020, you live in New Jersey, and your neighbor saw you coming come from the gym without a mask on in your car.

The preview looks good, specially the end.

Sexual Chocolate!!!

This is why Congress needs time to actually read this package before voting on it.

Members of Congress have not read this bill. It’s over 5000 pages, arrived at 2pm today, and we are told to expect a vote on it in 2 hours.

This isn’t governance. It’s hostage-taking. https://t.co/JpBbEHHkVG

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) December 21, 2020

.@AOC is right.

It’s ABSURD to have a $2.5 trillion spending bill negotiated in secret and then—hours later—demand an up-or-down vote on a bill nobody has had time to read. #CongressIsBroken https://t.co/EQp8BfRBHj

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 21, 2020

$600 is a slap in the face to every American struggling due to the pandemic. You deserve better.

I voted against the 5,593-page spending bill that gave billions to corporate interests, the military industrial complex & other countries, leaving crumbs for you who need help most. pic.twitter.com/82F1HYF43T

— Tulsi Gabbard ? (@TulsiGabbard) December 22, 2020

Deficit busting bill will be 5,593 pages!

If 250 words per page, then that’s 1,398,250 words

If Congresspeople read at the American average of 300 words/min (a big assumption)

then a Congressperson might read this in 4,660 minutes or 77.68 hours!

(if no rest breaks)

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 21, 2020

When you have AOC, Tulsi Gabbard, Ted Cruz, and Rand Paul all calling your bullshit “Bullshit!”  You know it’s bullshit.  You can take that to the bank.

Fuck, it’s a cold day in hell when Ben Shapiro agrees with AOC, but he did.

https://t.co/upfQJeqrEx pic.twitter.com/UOWRUL3x4x

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) December 21, 2020

I can support this bipartisan effort to stop this bullshit bill.

Usually by now I have a couple of post published, but today my brain has decided to kill anything resembling a muse.

Maybe something will pop later, but just in case, you can go abuse fellow readers over the forum:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJErbnVLXR3/?igshid=hpb68zqoejie

The Covid relief bill also includes $10 million for “gender programs” in Pakistan pic.twitter.com/7kivucCjvY

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 21, 2020

"Santa's going to be very good to me, I can tell," @NYGovCuomo, saying he worked "very hard this year."

— Jesse McKinley (@jessemckinley) December 21, 2020

The last time someone killed that many Americans and was visited in the middle of the night, it was in Abottabad, Pakistan.