If you wonder why Portland is the way it is
It’s because the citizens are Oregon are such absolute morons that they can’t pump gas without an instructional video.
Due to the extreme heat, Oregonians can pump their own gas until midnight tonight. Here’s a how-to video https://t.co/LVu0S41R43 pic.twitter.com/kCVV6lUmtg
— The Oregonian (@Oregonian) July 30, 2021