So I show SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed) the 5.11 Tactical Duty Kilt and hinted that I may order one for myself. She looks at me, then at my girth, then gets pensive for a few seconds and says:
“That reminds me I want to go to K-Mart this Saturday and buy some drapes for the dining room. Are you shooting IDPA Saturday?”
Damned woman. She can kill joy in Disneyworld. I guess I’ll stick to pants.
ROFL
how dare you mock my pain? 🙂
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
(sorry, had to go for the Princess Bride quote)
Princess Bride Friendly Zone here…no problem. 🙂
XD
I’ve yet to embark on that part of life, hope I find someone like that. I guess? I dunno.
“SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed)” Great, love that. I’ll present that to “upper management”, see if she’s OK with that term.
Ouch!
Do what I did: order it 4″ smaller than you wear right now, then order the Insanity workout and finally, spend the next few months in an orgy of sweat and pain.
Totally worth it though.