Question:
What is the best place for an unsuspecting bride to open up an Amazon Prime box containing a wealth of unanticipated dildos?
In front of her:
A) Wedding party
B) Mother
C) Grandmother
D) All of the above
Answer: D – all of the above.
Any video? Hahahahaha hahahahaha
Without pictures, it never happened.
The embarrassment will only be compounded by the elders’ approving comments.
Bride: *Blushes and melts into sofa*
Mother: *Snickers*
Granny *Eyes light up* Oooooo… THAT one looks interesting!
Prove me wrong.
Granny: “Just like your grandpa.”
In the here and now, not impossible.