I am gonna start to collect tweets from the assorted police forces in the country formerly known a Great Britain. Why? Stuff like this.

The damned chef knives pipeline…

Wait! There are no guns in England! I was told so by the Gun Control people! This is Fake News.

We hope it was not a Gun Murder.

I think this is going to be a fruitful series.

Hat Tip Blogson Justin

Un-freaking-believable

Dear Mr. Gonzalez,

Thank you very much for contacting my office regarding law abiding gun owners. You are correct to point out that an investigation is needed by all the agencies involved to see where the failures occurred. It is my hope that the agencies will or are already conducting investigations.

Having them share their findings with the legislature will allow us to come up with meaningful legislation that will protect all Florida residents equally and fairly. Please do not hesitate to contact my office if I can be of further assistance. Thank you.

Best,
State Senator Rene Garcia
District 36
(305) 364-3100
1490 W 68 St.
Suite 201
Hialeah, FL 33014

This is why we are fucked up in Florida. It is all is just a huge Drunken Clown show. The agencies that fucked up by the numbers are going to investigate themselves which will ensure a fair report of “not our fault” and “Oops! We promise to do better.”

And this idiot was allied with Senator Anitere Flores (R- Moms Demand) in screwing us last year. He does not give a shit because he Terms Out, so good riddance and glad he cannot not do more damage.

Pedestrian bridge collapses over SW 8th Street next to Florida International University, possibly the busiest road in Miami. So far several deaths have been reported. Two badly injured people sent to local hospitals.

I am flipping local channels back and forth, but NBC 6 had to tie this accident with the Parkland Shooting not once but several times because there were casualties, there might be one university student killed (maybe) and some other heart-tugging horsehit. Two different events happening 40 miles away on two different counties, but why the fuck don’t we keep milking the corpses of teenagers while we get the fresh corpses from under the rubble.

Even Channel 7, our local Yellow Journalism TV station has not dared pull that crap. Hell, Channel 4 is showing NCAA basketball.

Journalists: Giving Nigerian Barristers a good name.

All over the webs I keep seeing comments about how smart are the kids who participated in the marionette show. Unfortunately, pictures keep popping up with idiocy all over them and this one takes the first prize so far.

Hat Tip Benton V.

Spending a year in space not only changes your outlook, it transforms your genes.

Preliminary results from NASA’s Twins Study reveal that 7% of astronaut Scott Kelly’s genes did not return to normal after his return to Earth two years ago.

The study looks at what happened to Kelly before, during and after he spent one year aboard the International Space Station through an extensive comparison with his identical twin, Mark, who remained on Earth.

Astronaut’s DNA No Longer Matches His Identical Twin’s After Year Spent in Space, NASA Finds

But we know better, don’t we? It was not Scott Kelly’s DNA that changed but his Evil Twin Brother’s for hanging around Gabby Gifford.

Gun Control will not only kill you but you end up like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.