It is not the Lizard People or the Illuminati or Area 51 or the Black Helicopters, no. It is mores sinister because it is more close to home than anything else.

I am talking about the conspiracy regarding PVC Cement.

If you have ever done two PVC jobs, you are privy of this mystery: The purple cleaner lasts forever, the cement dries and disappears in six months.

I can see you nodding out there. You know you have a can of the purple stuff probably since Bush the Younger was elected president but you needed to get a new can of cement every fiscal year or even before.

Plumbers say that I am full of it. But what do they know? They go through that shit so fast, they never give it time to do the disappearing act. It is the home owner who works his own plumbing that has noticed it and has to make the solitary and embarrassing trek to the Big Box retailer to buy the pitiful eight ounce can of cement.

I just wanted to share my suspicions with the world. I am on my way to Home Depot to get a can myself, but I used the “Pick Up at the Service Counter” internet sale thing. I’ll be embarrassed, but I will do it with convenience.

Friend of mine posted the following abut Emma “Sinead” Gonzalez:

Every last thing about her was chosen to be a human shield against criticism. Her age, her hair, her nationality, her sexuality, her proximity to an event.

And I simply do not give a damn. When I came to the US in the 80s, I learned a quaint and very illustrative saying:

“If you want to play with the big dogs, you cannot pee like a puppy.”

I already announced that I am done playing with their rules at my disadvantage. I want to play mine and play hard. Do I care if her feelings are hurt? Not one bit. My rights will always supersede her feelings. She does not realize that she has somebody’s hand up her ass and being played like a ventriloquist’s dummy, just not funny or productive.

I am sure the Sinead Gonzalez thinks herself as the new hotness and believes that she has a future in politics and whatnot. But I have news for her: She is a disposable face that will be discarded soon after this particular cycle is over.

Colin Goddard was a real survivor of a Mass Shooter, Virginia Tech. He eve had a got involved in a tear-jerker of a documentary. He was drafted by the Brady Campaign and the traded to Moms Demand.

And dear Mamita Sinead, you are not even the first Hispanic. Richard Martinez was picked up by Bloomberg’s Everytown for Sugary Soda Safety. Her son was killed by Elliot Rodger in 2014.

They are both gone now. No use for the Gun Control groups that your are a part of now. Sooner rather than later your image and voice will grate on people’s nerves and you will become a negative influence, monies will start to flow to the coffers and your calls, texts and emails will be ignored.

Dear Sinead Gonzalez: You have a celebrity expiration date. Prepare to be disappointed.

PS: If your neighbor was robbed and killed in a break-in while you were at your house watching Netflix, you are not a survivor of a home invasion. OK?

That means if you were not in the same building and floor where the shooting occurred, you did not survive the massacre. You were not even a spectator.

I have to say it was very nice.

This is just now being celebrated over the Gun Control Tweeter accounts. If you look closely, you can almost see the champagne popping.

How few do remember that Dick’s already had pulled semi auto rifles from their stock after Sandy Hook:

(TheBlaze/AP) — One of the country’s largest sporting goods chains says it’s suspending sales of “sporting rifles” nationwide because of the recent school shooting in Connecticut.
Dick’s Sporting Goods also says it’s also removing all guns from display at its store closest to Newtown, where the massacre took place.

“We are extremely saddened by the unspeakable tragedy that occurred last week in Newtown, CT, and our hearts go out to the victims and their families, and to the entire community.
Out of respect for the victims and their families, during this time of national mourning we have removed all guns from sale and from display in our store nearest to Newtown and suspended the sale of modern sporting rifles in all of our stores chainwide.
We continue to extend our deepest sympathies to those affected by this terrible tragedy.”

Dick’s Sporting Goods Suspends Sale of Certain Rifles After Sandy Hook Tragedy

I am guessing Dick’s suffered an important loss of revenue back then and quietly returned the rifles to the stores. But since this time the rifle used in the Parkland shooting was bought from them, they felt they needed to Virtue Signal hard and heavy again.

For a company that bought the remnants of Sports Authority (who went K-Mart and stopped selling ammunition with fanfare and all), the lesson of not crossing Gun Owners seem not to have been assimilated.

My guess they will be back again. Quietly again.

This one I am gonna have to watch just for the job that Javier Bardem is doing. Not only he is the spitting image of Escobar, he is talking with the “Paisa” accent fitting for the region of Colombia where Escobar came from.

Escobar was truly Evil. His appetite for killing was so insatiable that the police had to build a chapel to handle only funerals and it was open almost 24-7. While some in this country are bitching about Russians trying to “influence” an election by posting in Twitter, Pablo blew up a plane and had a presidential candidate shot to death to do exactly that.

If you don’t want to wait for this movie, Mark Bowden’s book, “Killing Pablo” is excellent and describes not only the person, but the terror felt by Colombians during his existence as El Jefe.

The first eight seconds of the video will make you laugh in derision. Dear God, man, are you such a pussy that you cannot handle the recoil of an AR? Or you just bad acting to make it look bad? And blue tape on the mag? He wouldn’t be shooting blanks, right?

And  Lieutenant General Mark Hertling kinda looks like a weenie  shooting the rifle. This is a guy with a Bronze Star with 6 oak clusters and a Purple Heart, you can’t tell me he forgot to get that stock tight in the shoulder. Is he politicking?

If you are not experienced with the recoil of an AR-15, allow me to give you another video to use as reference” an 8 year-old girl shooting an AR-15 herself.

Making Fake News is dangerous. You can end up looking like an idiot.

And this does not look like a photoshop but an actual patch. Dude, when even your vendors do not like you and nobody is creating a fake movement to push for your department’s boycott.