Here is the FBI memo. I am not a lawyer, but I kinda figure that lying/obfuscating to a judge about where you got the info to request a FISA warrant is a huge no-no.

Stand by for many many “What’s is the definition of the words ‘is’?” These assholes will not go quietly into the night.

Holy shit, J. Edgar Hoover has to be laughing his ass off wherever he may be. God knows he hated the Kennedys and had the info to fuck them up, but he was smart enough not to go that way.

My take? The Left got enamored of all the tales their writers created about FBI interference in the political process and said, “Hey! Why not do it? Ours is a noble cause and we can go full Machiavelli.”

PS: It just occurred to me.  The FBI’s defense will be the old tired “To the best of our knowledge at the time” excuse.

In the kitchen about to start fixing lunch, I look out and I see this:

Ugly winged creatures.

The only bird uglier that these is the harpy.  And speaking of harpies, I opened the backdoor and screamed “I swear I know nothing about Hillary! And I am packing enough hardware and ammo to take over Venezuela, so fuck off!”

They left.

PS: Before you ask “why don’t you take over Venezuela?” ask yourself, would you waste ammo and the danger of rust in that shithole?

SB 1048: Authorizing a church, a synagogue, or other religious institution to allow a concealed weapons or concealed firearms licensee to carry a concealed handgun in certain established physical places of worship under certain circumstances, etc.

YEAS 7 NAYS 5

If a place of worship has (as many do) some sort of school building or designated area to be used for teaching purposes, Florida law makes it illegal to carry in the whole place even if no classes are being taught during services. If I have read correctly, the simple fact that there might be a child care  place for working parents would be enough to make you a felon. This bill gets rid of that stupidity.

And once again, guess who suddenly came back to the realm and voted for a gun bill?

Adulterous Moms Demand stooge, Senator Anitere Flores.

They do have a Gender Neutral Prime Minister, so there. But why only go about the gender problem, why don’t we go ahead and fix the whole anthem from all the glaring politically incorrect mistakes it has? At simple glance I can tell is not all-inclusive, uses offensive and violent terminology and even has religion! Nope, all has to change.

O Canada!
Our home and native land! (Native-Canadian land)
True patriot (subject) love in all thy sons (peoples) command.
With (environmentally-responsible) glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North (all compass points) strong and free!
From far (and near) and wide (and anorexic),
O Canada, we stand (and sit and lie down)on guard (observation) for thee.
God (Undetermined-non-offensive being) keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand (and sit and lie down)on guard (observation) for thee.O Canada, we stand (and sit and lie down)on guard (observation) for thee.

There, much better. And you are welcome.

Hat tip Manuel L.

Last night we captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee’s vehicles in our parking lot. While the suspect is still at large, we took the liberty to have John Curley give his play-by-play of the incident.

Take a listen ? pic.twitter.com/FYQTiJsTDt

— KIRO Radio 97.3 FM? (@KIRORadio) February 1, 2018

Everybody will be referencing the movie Groundhog Day…

… and I hate the frigging movie. 

There, I said it.

Some people love pain. Those things hurt like a mother trucker, specially at full swing.

-“But Miguel, how do you know? Do you have a bull penis hidden in your closet?”
-Nope, a pig penis.

That is thirty-one and a half inches of dried (& whatever hell else they did to it) porcine penis.  I got it in Spain some 36 years ago and it is a behavior modification tool for humans and quadrupeds. Although my farming kin used it against the very frigging stubborn cows, it is also good for locations where guns are a no-no and even knives might be iffy. This thing will deliver some serious pain. Trust me, you don’t want your kidney area crossed by this thing.

I know, your take of this post will be “Miguel has a pig’s dick hanging from a door.”