Some people love pain. Those things hurt like a mother trucker, specially at full swing.

-“But Miguel, how do you know? Do you have a bull penis hidden in your closet?”
-Nope, a pig penis.

That is thirty-one and a half inches of dried (& whatever hell else they did to it) porcine penis.  I got it in Spain some 36 years ago and it is a behavior modification tool for humans and quadrupeds. Although my farming kin used it against the very frigging stubborn cows, it is also good for locations where guns are a no-no and even knives might be iffy. This thing will deliver some serious pain. Trust me, you don’t want your kidney area crossed by this thing.

I know, your take of this post will be “Miguel has a pig’s dick hanging from a door.”

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

5 thoughts on “Bull Penis Sword Fight. (SFW)”
  1. This is my new favorite less than lethal weapon. This should be standard issue to all police units that go head to head against Antifa.

    I can’t imagine anything more soul destroying to a radical vegan than being beaten bloody by a bull dick.

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