Oh yeah, them evil green and red mini-guns available at any gun show in town without background checks.

Apparently very good: 87.6% chance you won’t be charged with a homicide. 

The source is the much hated website HeyJackass.com which carries all other kinds of crime stats for the Windy City. They do an amazing job.

Cops have to be overwhelmed after years of being bashed, people refusing to cooperate and politicians shitting on them every time there is a whiff of re-election in the calendar.  So I am not surprised that they apply F.I.D.O. * and go about their business.

Elections have consequences.

(* Fuck It, Drive On)

Hat Tip Rob R.

Apparently I failed to mention an obvious advantage. I got this response from an anonymous source via email:

“My wife is very pregnant, so I have been doing without for many months now and at least another two to go.
Right now a Roomba with a wig on looks like a sexy bitch to me.”

Not adding anything else to it.

You both remember Clippy and agree with its statement.

OK, not really, but that is what popped in my still wobbly brain.

If you are interested, you can buy it over at the folks of Ops Gear.
(Gorgeous young lady with the amazing eyes not included) 

You remember after the elections when the WaPo introduced his new slogan.

What we did not know is that it came out of the mind of the chairman of Amazon, Jeff Bezos.

And when even the WaPo employees think it is funny, more like a reference to Batman…

Oh, and they pretty much admit that their coverage of Trump is to increase traffic and income while ignoring other important news items.  All that altruistic stance is just plain rubbish.

This is gonna get good, WaPo is not gonna the it n the chin just because and they were already trying to counter Project Veritas, but a counter ambush was done and you can’t see the journo did not like it.

This is gonna be fun to watch.

PS: The WaPo slogan is indeed available in Amazon printed on t-shirts. Prime members get free shipping

Update: Sorry, I had to do it.