The only way I imagine this came to happen

Scene: Inside a congressional office, late one Friday night. an opened pack of zigzag lays open on the desk, also a Bic lighter with image of Peter Tosh. Two men are across a desk inhaling from individual “artisan” cigarettes containing a controlled green substance: 

Josh: Brian, dude….I have an idea (Toketoketoke…cough)
Brian: What is it? Are we out of Pringles already? Oh man!
Josh: (exhaling) Listen, I have an idea for a anti terrorist bill.
Brian: ( Toketoketoke…hold…cough hard) What?
Josh: You know them raghead in France used a truck to kill a shitload of people?
Brian (munching on goldfish crackers) Don’t call him that, call him Towel-American (both giggle) Yeah I remember, like totally uncool.
Josh: I am thinking we do a Red Flag law so we don’t rent trucks to dangerous people and shit. No UHauls of death, dude! What do you think? ( Toketoketoke…hold…exhale), pass the fishies.
Brian: (tosses bag) That is totally awesome! You write that bitch and I co-sponsor!
Josh: Cool bro, thanks! You wanna go get som fish tacos?

Hat Tip Eve’s Hubby

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

3 thoughts on “Background checks for truck rentals?”
  1. They will make an exception for members of religious communities (as long as they’re non-christian and non-jewish). Can’t have any discrimination can we.

  2. Hey lets encourage this- I can hear the screams of outrage now. And us gun owners can sit there and smile….and think “ hows it feel?”

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