I think it is time to think about the use of toilet-seat bidets.
OK, this is a wee bit embarrassing to me. I don’t like to share that kind of stuff.
I use a toilet-based bidet. I haven’t used toilet paper in the house for years. Of course I have the advantage of living in a warm climate and I don’t have to shoot almost frozen water down there, but there are models that use both cold and hot water lines.
From laundry to aroma control, bidets have an advantage over paper. And on those day that the outgoing load is literally burning its exit, the bidet works and an immediate fire suppressor and pain reducer.
Mexican food will no longer be a painful option.