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Advice that kills: Wasp Spray.

[ Durham County sheriff’s deputy Michael] Lemay recommended that the woman keep two things by her front door: a whistle and a can of wasp spray.

“It shoots 20 feet, it’s cost-effective and it does the job,” Lemay said.

 

As somebody who has dealt with a wasp colony or a couple of dozens in his life, I can attest that the only way that wasp spray does good against wasp is if you place a flame between the can and the target. and create your own makeshift flame-thrower. A human attacker is a wee bit bigger than a wasp and unless you manage to convince him to stand still, open his mouth and ingest the contest of the can, the wasp spray is not gonna do squat.

A very physically fit couple in Seattle found out the hard way that bug spray is for bugs. One Ken Boonstra apparently wanted to play “let’s make a snuff porn video,” broke into their house and after liberal applications of wasp spray and a baseball bat, Mr. Boonstra failed to get the memo about surrendering. The wife had to retrieve a kitchen knife and apply it liberally to various parts of Mr. Boonstra’s anatomy until he gave up enough blood to depart this earth.

Again: a very fit couple (Both into the Crossfit scene) used a baseball bat and a can of wasp spray without results. Only when a knife (a deadly weapon) was introduced, the struggle finally tilted in favor of the good guys.

Now, if we could make a request to the Durham County Sheriff and ask him to have Deputy Lemay swap his sidearm and carry only a can of Wasp Spray when patrolling the streets…….. nah, not happening.

Another School Lockdown…. We are now into full retard mode.

WESLEY CHAPEL —
Lockdowns at Wesley Chapel high and elementary schools as well as Thomas E. Weightman Middle School have been lifted.
The Pasco Sheriff’s Office responded to Wesley Chapel High School where a student reported to school officials she had some type of cut/injury to her upper torso.

via Lockdown lifted at 3 Wesley Chapel schools.

Next week or so, I am expecting a full SWAT deployment because some 4 grader passed gas rather loudly.

 

Sweet Irony Chicago (Update)

Moms Demand are having one of their traditional hissy fits about a Billboard in the Chicago area portraying an Evil Ghost Assault Gun with 1/2 second assault magazine clips.

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It is good to see that such a progressive police department like Chicago’s would not stoop so low as to have their officers use such disgusting weapons in the performance of their duties, now would it?

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Specially AR-Type rifles like the one on the billboard, right? As they are not Military but a Civilian LEO organization and those type of weapons only belong on the battlefield.

 

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Then again Chicago’s crime and dominance of the streets by Gangs may very well make it a battlefield…..nah!

UPDATE: Billboard company responds:

slide fire Lamar

Basically: Shush and let the adults alone.