By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

7 thoughts on “Defense against your mom’s flip flops”
  1. My mom’s favorite was a wood paint stirrer, mostly because they were free. Then one day she got a plastic one. It had speed holes, so it whistled as she swung it. Which was a little disturbing. But the worst part was that the plastic ones didn’t break. So whereas you might get two or three whacks before the wood ones broke, she would get a good four or five in with the plastic one before she stopped because her wrist hurt. You can probably guess how I know that and why it’s still burned into my memory 30+ years later.

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