A friend on mine just posted a picture of his lunch in Facebook and I noticed something:
Yup, the anti straw campaign because somebody “rescued a turtle with a straw up its nose.
This is all Environmentalist BS. What are the chances that a floating straw delivers itself head on into the small nostril of a swimming sea turtle in the moving seas? Are we talking one in a trillion?
Maybe, just maybe, the sad reality is that sea turtles are snorting coke like it was the ending scenes of Scarface and the aspiration on this particular critter was so hard, the straw just rocketed up inside its breathing canals.
Sea Turtles are having a cocaine addition problem and we are banning straws? Stupid! We need to address the real problem!
The real problem is anchovies. 😉
E-veil, nasty, disgusting pizza topping from hell.
You! Out of my blog! LOL 😀
Tee hee! 😀
Yeah, that wasn’t pizza pictured there. 🙂
Turtles? Cocaine? There’s so much room for a Mitch McConnell joke, but I’m not touching it. I have standards.
On an aside, what would a sea turtle consider it’s ‘little friend’ in that scene? By scale, even a .22 would be bigger than the 40mm that Scarface was swinging.
Asking the pressing questions 😀
Barry, you need help.
You fit right along with us. 🙂