He is knocking down a jar of fox urine granules that I have been using as repellent for its sorry ass. With so much rain, I have not been able to renew applications so the darn rat is back to roam around and extend his displeasure.
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What a clever little critter he is taking out your defenses.
After I read the text, but before I saw the video, I took “knocking down” to mean “eating.” (pre-coffee here.)
If the Mrs finds you watching Caddyshack while taking notes during Bill Murray’s scenes … worry.
In our younger years, she find out I would cook bathtub napalm. After one particularly successful batch that rattled the windows of the whole neighborhood, she gave me “The Look.” I swear it felt like somebody had placed a frozen ice pick on the base of my skull.
No more boom after that one…she scares me.
Unrelated:
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As Tam has said, if you have a gun within three feet of someone else, you don’t have a gun. Y’all have a gun.
Looks like he dropped it in the bushes?
I am gonna go with Uncle Mike on this one.
While I feel for you regarding the property damage it’s wreaking (the deer here eat all my wife’s outdoor plants), I gotta admit I’m amused when the most advanced animal in the world (us) gets outsmarted by the most primitive mammal in North America (a marsupial). The damn thing is one step above an egg-layer and it launches a preemptive strike like that? You gotta admire the dumb thing.
I’ll just leave this here.
Miguel: a ‘possum launcher?
A possapult?
I really like you guys… You bring me the evilest of ideas
Possum are nature’s little clean up crew, they don’t carry dieseas. They will however try to build a nest under the hood of a car left out side. Check for leaves.