I was perusing over 90 Miles From Tyranny and he has a post with a video of Commies being Commies:
I hate screamers, specially when they get to your face like that because they know they will make you back up or hit you and they get the visuals they want. And then the solution came to me, clear as a lighting in a dark night.
Bad Breath.
I did a quick search to see if there was a product out there that would give you bad breath, but could find none. Obviously the idea is to make the other person back down without you puking your guts (there are some other compounds available for that) so we must resort to the classics: Onions and Garlic.
Garlic will be the best, you can have several peeled garlic cloves in a baggie pocketed somewhere and when you find yourself facing a Screamer, grab a couple, chew fast and… exhale.
I am open to ideas. Share with the rest of the class in the comments’ section. 😀
Pickled Garlic is best, plus it has health benefits.
One word: Lugey.
Scream back. Their ears bleed just the same as yours or mine.
Someone stupid enough to stand that close with their mouth wide open that long?
Two words, “ash tray”.
The cigar also helps promote the demon breath you’re talking about too!
Win Win
What they’re doing is assault. Belching in their face may be satisfying, but the proper response is for them to be cuffed, dragged to the police station, held for arraignment, and face a criminal trial.
FFS, if you can’t pray in front of an abortion clinic, screaming in someone’s face should be criminally punished, too.
Whole clove of garlic will give you demon breath for several minutes. I belched after eating one several years ago and sent a co-worker to the opposite side of the room.
I have the ability to belch on demand, so that would probably get them to take a swing at me and then it’s game on.
It is assault. Just as you are not legally allowed to put your hands on someone (against their will), you are not allowed to encroach upon someone in a threatening manner. Police can arrest them. I hope they finally do.
And about the only thing you can do is apply the same amount of force… meaning scream back. You are not authorized to escalate which is what they want.
https://youtu.be/4sLIMmmjh_U
I remember seeing a video (can’t find it now) of a blue hair feminist who went around with her solders back, chest out, and would chest bump men. Hard. Like try to knock them down. Any guy that even tried to block her in defense, she would yell “sexual assault he touched my breasts” loudly. The police would come and haul the guy off, and she’d select another victim. The only thing you can do is walk away and pray for the CS to be released.
On the first bump: “Officer, she grabbed my crotch!”
Let her prove she didn’t.
In any case, contact — her bumping the guy — just made it battery. Using her chest could turn it into sexual battery, in the hands of an aggressive prosecutor.
What a pity we don’t have any of those around.
Air Horn
Obviously you kiss indiscriminately. That’ll learn em. And maybe get you laid too.
That is contact and a liberal nutjob would not only consider it assault but sexual assault.
Not when the sign around your necks says “Scream in my face for free kisses!”
Edit – Naturally you have it done up like the Rosetta Stone in multiple languages and braile so everyone know what it says. You don’t want to like assume someone’s language man.
Shit I just assumed they could all read though…
Shit I just assumed maybe they can’t read…
Shit I just assumed a gendered pronoun like 8 times…