The latest craze in London by the Militant Mennonites is to throw acid on people they do not like. Here is a video from some days ago:
Ever so helpful, the British authorities came out with a poster indicating what you are supposed to do in case you are attacked by acid. And no, it does not begin with “shoot the fucker.”
So I call their 911 while I am being chemically burned to report the crime first? I’d thing the priority would be calling being the list item on the list. But what do I know? I am just a dumb America with aa infinitesimal risk of being attacked by “Asians” with acid.
Update: Reader Eli B. over in Facebook made the observation that the poster is irresponsible as it shows a pair of scissors with sharp points.
How about “Run over the SOB!”?
Oh right. This is formerly Great Britain where the government has confiscated all the guns, gonads and good common sense from their British Subjects.
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It is damned hard for someone to throw acid on you IN YOUR CAR if you keep the doors closed and windows up.
Keep in mind that this poster is from their National “Health” service, an organization that believes they own the children and the parents have no say in their care. So functioning brains are not to be expected anywhere in that outfit.
Of course, the so-called British authorities are promoting the use of illegal scissors with this ad.
RME & LOL
Presumably we in Britain are now permitted to carry around bladed items to cut away our clothes in the event of an acid attack.
I’m old enough to remember when an “acid attack” in the U.K. would have been referring to a song from The Who’s rock opera Tommy.
(For something really disturbing, look on Youtube for Tina Turner’s performance from the film version.)
Monty Python should have come with a warning label that it was parody and comedy, not a recipe for the future of the country.
Because this whole thing sounds like it’s taken from one of their scripts.
Shoot the fucker, or run him over is the best advise. I especially like shoot the fucker.
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