By J. Kb

11 thoughts on “Friday Funny Video”
    1. Fortunate Son is the stereotypical song played in Vietnam War movies just before the squad of GIs get’s dropped into a rice field and massacred.

  1. Personally I would have gone with Manson’s “Killing Strangers”. . .

    Or “I’m Dangerous” by The Everlove. . .

    Or “Left Behind” by DAGames. . .

    Actually my only regret with such a system is we would probably not be able to get through my whole playlist. . .

  2. How about Wagner? Ride of the Valkyries.
    Apocalypse Now, Lt.Col. Kilgore: “We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes, my boys love it.”

    1. Legend has it that bagpipes were outlawed at one time since they were considered dangerous weapons. A flock of them can certainly set up a nice racket to freak out the opponent…

      1. They were.

        It’s a cold morning and you’re a Pikeman in the English Army. You’re in formation waiting to charge across a field in Scotland. All you can see is fog in front of you. Then you hear it. The droaning of pipes in the fog. Like your own army, you know the Scots are commanded by pipe and drum. But this isn’t like any sound you ever heard. You can’t tell how many pipes there are and the keep droaning on and on in resonant tones. There could be hundreds, maybe thousands of pipes in the fog and dozens of soldiers for every pipe. And they keep droaning. And when the realization of that hits you, right in the marrow of your bones, you can’t help it and you feel the warm trickle of piss running down your leg.

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