In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.
Source: Fun Facts About the AR-15 | tacticalprofessor
This is hilarious and according to the Opposition, all true.
Hat tip Michael Bane.
But I didn’t think you could use an evil AR-15 for hunting!
It was an Evil AR that killed Bambi’s mom and Old Yeller.