Big sumbitch. I understand why we were getting trenches and manhole-size entrances.
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
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Now, what are you going to do with it?
Vultures
Well, I think they’re supposed to be edible-ish.
Dimly remembering a song…? Ah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbxoNcwi0AY
Nope, doesn’t include a recipe.
Here you go, don’t skip the armpits.
https://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/braised-groundhog-recipe/
or the ******* (ok ,I can’t say it)
Damn Miggy, nice take!
Gonna make a rug?
Slippers and a handmuff for the lady?
Mite bigger than I expected… bigger than any I saw in Montana, for sure.
I’ve seen marmots that long, and fatter, here in Spokane WA… and I also saw *why* they were total hambeasts. Kept having to walk by some undeloped lots near downtown, to and from doc appointments, back when I moved here. I just could *not* figure out why these giant hairballs kept waddling up after me – they were too fat to keep up with a distinctly non-svelte me – until one day I saw it.
Dude rolls up, stops his car, gets out, and, as the fleabitten varmints converged (slowly)…
He started dumping out *entire goddamn loaves of bread* onto the ground.
GEE I WONDER WHY WE HAVE THESE HORDES OF FURBLOBS ALL OVER THE AREA IT IS A MYSTERY.
Eventually they built up that area, so I expect the Fatmots either moved on or got taken down by the ferals,
But good lord, just walking along and OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IT’S MOVING TOWARDS ME… this ain’t good for someone who’s still pretty bleary at that time of day.