When you find out that a person eating at a Chinese restaurant takes her fortune cookie fortune seriously and then her cookie doesn’t contain a fortune, what do you do?
The right answer is:
You tell her that it means she’s going to die soon. If she had a future, she would have a fortune, so no fortune means no future. It’s only logical.
Bonus points if you can get the other guys at the table to back you up on this like it is a well known fact.
You are sleeping in the couch tonite, aren’t you?
Don’t forget the ‘In Bed’ game.
(hint: add the words “In Bed” to the end of every ‘fortune’.)
Cold!!! Just friggin cold dude!
The night before my brother’s wedding, the groomsmen and groom went out for Chinese. One of the groomsmen didn’t have a fortune in his cookie. He disappeared that night and didn’t show up at the wedding. My brother didn’t hear from him again for over 15 years.
When someone doesn’t get a fortune, I tell them it was nice knowing them.