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7 thoughts on “How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.”
How to tell? Any time tthe cat is not the main part of a Chinese dinner. (OK, they also make half a pair of slippers.)
(can you tell I’m not a cat person?)
So was I…long time ago.
With only slight exaggeration, this is a cat owner’s life.
I’ve got six of the little buggers. There’s ALWAYS a plot cooking. The only reason I’m still alive is that by the time one of them gets to endgame on me he’s just about to get jumped by one of the others.
They do keep betraying each other, don’t they?
I love cats, especially with some shallots and a little butter.
Dogs are domesticated,
Cats are tame.
If you had a cat the size of a mastiff, it would eat you.
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