But the jokes write themselves.

“From the same company that brought you The Clapper, now comes “The Grabber.”

And you can drive through a neighborhood at night and a quick glance at the windows will tell you who is having fun by the pulsating lights shining brightly.

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

8 thoughts on “I don’t know if this is true….”
  1. I suppose it could use wireless charging, but eventually the batteries will wear out and need to be surgically replaced. And… I sure wouldn’t want any lithium-ion batteries implanted in my body!
    … Or you could, I suppose, power them with RTGs. If you don’t mind glowing in the dark even when the lights are turned off.
    I’m kind of assuming this is a joke. Possibly a short sketch from some German comedy show?

    1. As I said, Naomi Wu did something like this. No implants necessary — just shine a light into the tissue and it lights up.

  2. Lucern Clinic is a SWISS (not German, you racists! Do we all sound the same to you? *sarc*) beauty clinic. So it may be the real (in the loosest meaning of the word) deal.

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