https://twitter.com/Suzy_1776/status/1464437031917002757

Taking pictures of little girls in Walmart then claiming doing it because the unmasked little girl was a threat to him.

If this guy wants to stay alive so badly, taking pictures of little girls in public places without their parents permission is probably a lot riskier than COVID.

 

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By J. Kb

9 thoughts on “I need to work on an EDC woodchipper”
  1. I think the core component of an EDC woodchipper needs to be one of Larry Niven’s quantum black holes (from the good old days before Hawking radiation).
    Or some variation on Doc Smith’s negasphere.
    Or… the spore weapon from Agent for H.A.R.M.? A bag of transistorized rabid weasels, perchance?

    1. It takes a very determined individual to kill a man with a cheese grater. I’m not saying it’s impossible. It’s just going to take a while.

      1. Gotta watch out for people armed with cheese graters….
        Many years ago, I posted a particularly warped song parody on USENET (I did mention it was many years ago), in response to which someone proclaimed: “You know [songwriter] is going to skin you with a cheese grater, right?”
        Fortunately, the next time I crossed paths with the songwriter in question, she was in a good mood.

  2. Gee, it’s soooo brave of this “man” to risk the Kung Flu to get close enough to document the horror of an unmasked little girl.

    If I ever grow up, I want to be just like him. 🤮

  3. Let’s assume the guy was just taking a picture because of the girl not wearing a mask. What this father did is what everyone needs to do when these Kens and Karens do shit like this. Confront them, and make it uncomfortable so they think twice about doing it to the next person.

    If it was for more sinister reasons….woodchipper it is.

  4. The father probably handled it better than I would have if it was me and my daughter there. In the moment I would choose the cheese grater. LOL

    Being a 3rd party witness to this makes me realize that he seems legitimately scared of Covid. More deserving of pity than wrath. That he, whether through upbringing, conditioning, or personality, allows himself to be manipulated into being that scared of everyday life.

    He has probably lived his whole life blindly following every ridiculous rule unquestionably and that strategy is no longer working for him. These are the people who will snap eventually. They have been driven to the brink. I cannot begin to imagine what that type of life would be like.

    Hopefully, people calling him out for the irrational behavior will wake him up even just a little bit. That he needs to question those in “authority” for his own safety and sanity. That maybe he should think for himself at some point before he gets ended with prejudice.

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