In the kitchen about to start fixing lunch, I look out and I see this:
Ugly winged creatures.
The only bird uglier that these is the harpy. And speaking of harpies, I opened the backdoor and screamed “I swear I know nothing about Hillary! And I am packing enough hardware and ammo to take over Venezuela, so fuck off!”
They left.
PS: Before you ask “why don’t you take over Venezuela?” ask yourself, would you waste ammo and the danger of rust in that shithole?
Something is dead around your neighborhood!
I took a shower two days ago, damn it!
I’d suggest soap next time.
😛
You disgusting, former Venezuelan, racist. /Sarc
“…packing enough hardware and ammo to take over Venezuela…”
So an old semi-working Iver Johnson .32 with a half full cylinder.
😀
You may need to upgrade some. Maybe that Iver Johson M1 carbine that you have hidden in the attic? 🙂