Bart Hubbuch is the managing director of H&K Partners Wealth Management and lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Here are some tweets from yesterday.
I love how Trump has to keep finding more and more remote places for his MAGA hillbilly jerkoff rallies. Tonight: Duluth. Next month: Some trailer park in Huckleberry, Mississippi.
— Bart Hubbuch (@BartHubbuch) June 20, 2018
Ah yes, the President of the United States should not try and visit people all over the country. He should stick to hosting rallies only in New York, DC, and Los Angeles. Those are important cities. A real President wouldn’t deign walk among the blue collar, unwashed masses, that do not have the money or wherewithal to live in a coastal megalopolis.
Of course, when he was called out for this, he doubled down.
All you toothless MAGA hayseeds responding to the above tweet are kindly invited to go fuck yourselves.
— Bart Hubbuch (@BartHubbuch) June 21, 2018
One would think that a man who claims to be a “Native Texan” would be more empathetic to another Southern sate like Mississippi or another industrial state like Minnesota.
This is a disease known as Newyorkitis. It occurs when a person experiences chronic exposure to a particular miasma that is the chemical reaction between Limousine Liberal exhaust fumes and decriminalized public human waste.
It is inhaled, where it penetrates the brain through the sinuses and causes damage to the frontal lobe of the brain where rational thought occurs, leaving only a sense of ego and self importance.
It is a common condition in various parts of the country, however the symptoms are slightly different.
Local differences in the type of vagrancy and exhaust fumes alter the disease slightly.
The Lincoln Towncar limo and belligerent gibbering Central Park dwelling vagrant causes Newyorkitis.
The luxury hybrid and sanctuary city rapist vagrant causes Sanfranciscotosis.
Washtingtoma is a rapid onset, highly malignant strain of the disease exacerbated by private jet and tax payer reimbursed first class travel exhaust. This form of the disease results in total higher functioning brain death, causing the victim to do nothing but ramble on nonsensically with a glassy eyed stare. Seizures in which the sufferer will start yelling incoherent absurdities can be brought on by putting a camera in the person’s face. Famous examples of people with Stage IV Washtingtoma are Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Nancy Pelosi.
Really, we should feel nothing but pity for these poor people. This type of brain damage is no laughing matter. Unfortunately, they are so hard to deal with and any possible treatment only works in early stages before the patient starts to show a lot of symptoms, that they fall through the cracks and are allowed to go into decline on social media.
What we need is some sort of therapy program to take these people out to a farm or a factory somewhere in Middle America and breathe fresh air and do an honest day’s hard work to inoculate them against the condition.
With Mr. Hubbuch though, I think he’s too far gone for any treatment to be effective.
My condolences to his Texan family.