One way of quantifying the intensity of a girl fight is, is by how many tittes get knocked out of a boob tube or halter top (the uniform of the girl brawler).

Miami Beach during Spring Break never fails to disappoint.

This was a two-and-a-half titty fight.

I’m so glad I don’t live there anymore.

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By J. Kb

8 thoughts on “It was a two-and-a-half titty fight (warning)”
  1. Africa in our midst. I knew when I read the headline. Yeah I’m a racist. I hate barbarians, whatever their ethnic makeup.

  2. Unpossible.

    I watched that whole video, and there wasn’t a single heavily-armed male white supremacist — the most violent and dangerous demographic on the planet, I’m told — to be seen anywhere.

    This is obviously a propaganda piece from white supremacist filmmakers trying to make the noble and blameless female BIPOC population look bad.

    [/sarcasm]

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    As an aside, why is the camera guy at these things always saying, “Oh, s#!t,” every time a titty busts loose or a particularly hard blow lands? Are there just hundreds of males making videos with their phones and saying “Oh, s#!t,” all the time?

    1. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, but I didn’t hear anyone yelling “Worldstar, bitches, Worldstar”.

  3. There seems to be one common denominator in all violence shown on the news. 3 guesses? 1 guess?

  4. There’s a reason why I lived in Florida for about 9 years, almost 3 in the Miami/Ft. Lauderdale area, and spent a grand total of about 90 minutes on Miami Beach/South Beach. Not a chance I’d go anywhere near that shithole right now. The closest I want to get is watching Miami Vice reruns.

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