I present to you, coronavirus, the Washington, DC story.

The big surge is always two weeks away. The peak is always next month. Trust the "experts," the big surge is definitely coming! Brace for impact!

There are now more hospital beds available than active COVID cases. pic.twitter.com/PWqwNV24Qd

— Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today (@JordanSchachtel) May 13, 2020

A buddy of mine sent me this meme.

It really is amazing, isn’t it?

No matter how long we are locked down, the surge is always two weeks away.

This must be why CNN chose Greta Thunberg to be a Coronvirus expert.  No matter what we do for the environment, the apocalypse is always 10 years away.  When that 10 years comes and the world is fine, they just move the date back another 10 years.

No matter the prediction of doom and gloom, it’s always just ahead and that’s why we should listen to “them.”  That we never seem to reach the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is neither here nor there.