As reported on by The Telegraph, because the American media is a fucking joke.

Today in good news:

Celebrities, royals and politicians brace themselves as court orders release of explosive Jeffrey Epstein files

In Room 270, the records management unit, on the second floor of an imposing granite and marble courthouse in lower Manhattan, 167 documents totaling more than 2,000 pages are being kept under lock and key.

But they are about to be unsealed and made public – making a host of important people around the world, including celebrities, politicians and royals, very nervous.

The files contain explosive allegations in the case of Giuffre v Maxwell, in which Virginia Giuffre, a woman who claims to have been Jeffrey Epstein’s teenage “sex slave”, sued Ghislaine Maxwell, a British socialite and the billionaire’s former girlfriend, for defamation.

The case was settled in May 2017 on the eve of the trial but the details were not disclosed and the final judgment and supporting documents were sealed, with the court noting the “highly sensitive nature of the underlying allegations.”

According to other court documents that have been published, Ms Giuffre has made allegations of sexual abuse against “numerous prominent American politicians, powerful business executives, foreign presidents, a well‐known Prime Minister, and other world leaders.”

But last month the US Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit ordered their release, ruling that the public’s right to know outweighed the privacy rights of the high-profile individuals named.

Unseal that shit.  Expose it all to the disinfectant of daylight.

It what may be an indication of the fame of those individuals, the judges made a striking plea to the media to “exercise restraint” in reporting the allegations about to come to light. They also allowed parties involved to apply for minor redactions, delaying the release.

This is why legacy media is in the shitter and why I have hope for alternative media.

You know that every small-time reporter running a news blog is going to do their damnedest to get a hold of this and dig their way through it.

Fuck the rich, powerful, and well-connected.

I want to see the names and dates of every one of them who flew to child-rape island for a sexcapade with a little girl.

I want their names broadcast far and wide and I want them shamed on every street corner.

Then I want them prosecuted and sent to prison.

Let the Armageddon commence!