Facts About the AR-15
* The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.
* Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.
* Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.
* Some believe that Hitler was in fact an AR-15 in a rubber mask.
* In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.
* The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.
* It was an AR-15 that told Miley Cyrus to dance like that.
* Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.
* The reason AR-15s have that prominent handle on them is because the most requested feature for an assault rifle was to be able to carry it like a Hello Kitty lunch box.
* If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15’s, know that they will fire automatically if they sense fear.
* The AR-15 is easily concealable and can fit inside a matchbox.
* The AR-15 is the leading cause of global warming from how its bullets shoot holes in the ozone.
* A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.
* What are the differences between an M16 and an AR-15? Scientists agree that it is something.
* The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.
* The AR-15 can shoot through schools.
* In a battle between Aquaman and an AR-15, Aquaman would break down and buy it so people might think he’s more manly.
* There were no shooting deaths until the invention of an AR-15. No one even considered using a gun to shoot another human being until someone saw an AR-15 and said, “I bet I could use this to kill a lot of people.”
* There was an assault musket similar to the AR-15 used by the world’s most evil pirates, but it was pronounced “Arrr-15.”
* The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.
* In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.
* If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.
* The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
A stolen satire…but I would not be surprised if they believe it to be true.
Hat Tip to Claude W.
Maybe it’s just me, but in that picture, isn’t her right eye looking at her left eye?
I did not noticed it till you mentioned. I just wanted the pic she had been using in Twitter till recently.
Why not?; she doesn’t trust you or me, and she probably doesn’t trust herself, either.
That they do… but they’re clips not magazines… (According to them)…
They’re both, according to CA State Rep. Kevin de Leon. He says it’s a “30-magazine clip”, which it fires in half-a-second.
No, that’s not an exaggeration; he really said that.
Where can I get one of those “30-magazine clips”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REdjjLBaiOs
Jerry’s figured out how to get one.
When you lie all the time,it makes your eyes cross eyed!
It is the Pinocchio Effect.
It is caused by watching their own nose grow.
I really do believe this lady is mentally challenged.
I think it’s “morally challenged”. I hope you agree with the proposed fix.
She is fine with her own private security, but you don’t get to provide for your own self defense with those gross and super-icky firearms.
Everyone I see this women I don’t want to say anything mean because I feel like that would be like making fun of someone for being special needs. Then I read what she has to say and it confirms she must be special needs and I won’t make fun of handicapped people ever!
oh dear god.. this post gave me ebola…
No it did not… we follow Level Four protocols in this blog
No an AR-15 did.
Haha funny! Who is the red dress lady?
These broads need to get a life and stop infringing upony rights. Go get a job that does not affect me and the millions of legal gun owners. Or maybe just shut your faces/ Pie holes up. This is getting really fukin old.
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The ownership of the AR-15 by Americans is a phenomenon.There must be a compelling reason for folks to buy these or as most folks do build them. But as of 1980 the Soviets had built 30 million AK-47s by now there most be at least 100 million of them. Look at the news every Arab has at least one. The AR-15 better known as the black rifle is the American answer. Get it.!
Robertgunshop,thats what happens when you lie all the time,you go crosseyed