Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim – MiamiHerald.com.
Munchies can be a bitch, I am telling you. I do want to know what the toxicology reports says.
Wait one…
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses.
THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOAD UP!!!!!!!!!
I’d bet my next box of .45’s that the tox screen is positive for meth.
I am still betting Zombie
[…] been of the opinion that the whole Zombie thing has pretty much jumped the shark. But then you end up with a naked guy chewing someone’s face off in Southern Florida. The Obama campaign has immediately launched a task force figuring out how to corner this […]
The Obama Campaign has surely just launched a task force to figure out how to win over this important, and soon to be growing, constituency. Florida is a key swing state!
Zombie : a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton. A dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose…like the driver of this truck.
I think they have that population group covered.
I was a zombie once. Then I quit drinking and got a divorce-I shit you not it was a modern miracle- freewill, happiness, purpose and drive came back to me.
You were a Familiar, slaves to a vampire.
Excellent Miguel! Wife v2.0 and I are laughing our asses off.
A little premature- the dead were not supposed to rise (and vote) until election day.
I reckon he was hungry
My friends and I say we’re ready. And that was our first reaction too.
MY rules for survival in zombieland…
1st rule of surviving zombieland. Cardio..be in shape because if you’re trying to take out a bunch and the clip runs dry you need to be able to stay ahead of the pack on the run while finding a new firing point and switching out clips.
2. double tap to the head…preferably with hollow points.
3. remember there IS no overkill. Only reload, an resume fire.
4. Always keep a grenade or 2 as a back up plan…they can’t turn you if you blow yourself to pieces